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@splucksp @glmnnn 寿命越长患癌率越高 -.-

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@Jamesaspen777 @SnozakiSakura 多少人？川粉倒是说啊🤣

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

February 2025: Howard Lutnick promises to sell "200,000 Trump gold card visas"

April 2026: Howard Lutnick admits that they have only approved "1 person" for a gold card visa recently

[Ari K @arikuschnir]

📈TRUTH API INFOMERCIAL

(This is a real product so I made them an infomercial: Trump Media launched a "direct, licensed, real-time feed of the platform's most market-moving Truths,"
Seedance 2.5

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@peteybells @Dennis_STW @bunjeekhord @jaubreyYT @FBI @DHSgov This is where MAGAs sound like commies

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@Jo_Na999 @Ma_WuKong Not in 100 years

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@reyter111 @jokieliu The average law abiding Chinese person isn’t on Twitter. So no, she ain’t representative of the Chinese people

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@Cuntasaurus22 @HatsOffff Grok: No it’s not water, it’s H2O

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@atrupar Signal boy deserves to be in jail

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@blewbyyou123 @Dutch_Oven45 If there were no athletic differences trans women would be welcomed into women’s sports

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@Acyn Y’all are pushing him to switch parties

[CSPAN @cspan]

C-SPAN's "Ceasefire" — Democratic strategist @finneyk and Republican strategist @DougHeye on talk of Sen. John Fetterman (D-PA) flipping to the Republican Party.

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@erinflorez01 @ColoradosMark @shayy_lior but he can turn on computers

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

Donald Trump on his son Barron: “He can look at a computer... I turn off his laptop, I said, ‘Oh good,’ and I go back about five minutes later, he’s got his laptop, I say, ‘How do you do that?’.. He’s got an unbelievable aptitude in technology."🤡

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@Canicularfr @EmmanuelMacron 苏联笑话🌚 拉宾诺维奇到资本主义国家出差，在那里，他给单位发了一个电报：“我选择了自由。” 这事发生后，单位马上召集了党代会谴责拉宾诺维奇，并要做出组织结论。在会议中间，拉宾诺维奇突然走进了会场。全场哑然。
拉宾诺维奇说：“我非常感兴趣，你们是怎样理解自由的。”

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@alxtwd @Canicularfr @EmmanuelMacron Haha 😆

How’s his tweet racist though

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@exJGhaABgI76730 @Canicularfr @EmmanuelMacron France is more socialist than China, but that’s a pretty low bar to clear

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@jr4844 @damn_then @Polymarket Bruh even a 1% annual improvement is exponential improvement. Of course they can exponentially improve forever

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@Harold_W_Chen @dearemon 以前有个同学在QQ空间发说说“刷题比吸毒还爽”🌚

[Tommy Vietor @TVietor08]

Incredible tweet from Junior

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@seymo45794 @MeidasTouch Your fellow Trumpers said y’all don’t care about soccer

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

The good news is that we no longer have to pretend to care about soccer

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@coachlowe @BrickCenter_ then why even bother asking 💀

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@EthosVentures @r0b0t_sp1der @signulll What MAGAs really think about DEI: