Samantha Greyskull

Actually, I'm already pretty famous on Mars, so....

[Samantha Greyskull @SGreyskull]

@Warn5i socks be no friendz of mine.

[Samantha Greyskull @SGreyskull]

I don't want to go back to wearing socks all the time. I'm not ready!

[poorly drawn lines @PDLComics]

perfection

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Nollie. She's waving at you. If you don't wave back you're a monster. She's also portable as hell. 12/10

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Watch: Charming Short Film 'Loudini' About a Struggling Magician https://t.co/g1WckwpZyZ

[Samantha Greyskull @SGreyskull]

I actually got a break today. #ThankTheSweetBabyJesus

[Samantha Greyskull @SGreyskull]

11 days of work in between days off makes for a grumpy Samanatha. #WorkingTwoJobsBlow

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Colby. He's currently regretting all those times he shook your hand for an extra treat. 12/10

[Samantha Greyskull @SGreyskull]

"You're too young to be sad this morning. What are you 18? You got time to be sad."

"You are 13 years off there, buddy."

[Samantha Greyskull @SGreyskull]

The only cashier at work till 4:30. #LongDayWillBeLong

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

Day 227 in the bubble: this is almost worse than that time I thought my owner threw the tennis ball but he really didn't

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Kenneth. He's stuck in a bubble. 10/10 hang in there Kenneth

[Samantha Greyskull @SGreyskull]

@shardrix Thanks!

[Samantha Greyskull @SGreyskull]

@shardrix true dat! And if my plan of getting the manager job that is available happens more money will be in the near future!

[Samantha Greyskull @SGreyskull]

@shardrix I would be if I was even close to 40 hours for the week. I did this just to get close to 30. My work be part time. No full. :/

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Albert. He just found out that bees are dying globally at an alarming rate. 10/10 heckin worried af now

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

Meet Bonaparte. He's pupset because it's cloudy at the beach. Can't take any pics for his Instagram. 11/10

[Samantha Greyskull @SGreyskull]

Just worked eight and a half hours without a single break. It was suppose to be my day off. #getthemshelvesstocked

[Samantha Greyskull @SGreyskull]

THIS IS HALLOWEEN, EVERYBODY MAKE A SCENE #RetailLife https://t.co/Psn08rWMHy

[Samantha Greyskull @SGreyskull]

Halloween is here. #RetailLife