AntonyFerris

there is no finish line

[Julian Assange @JulianAssange]

I'm back.

[Lil Southern Girl @LilSouthrnGrl]

Dear Muslims: My family and I have decided to move from the US to a Muslim country. We haven't picked which one yet—we're still comparing which one offers the best benefits package.

All my neighbors want to come too. And my neighbors' neighbors. And all their friends. And their friends' friends. Millions of us will show up with suitcases and a sense of entitlement.

As a large Christian community, we'll need a few small changes: Please start building churches immediately. Real churches, with nice loud bells, the kind that can be heard from the town square.

We'll also need for everyone to celebrate Christmas, and to close certain streets once a year for our processions. We may want to gather to pray to our Almighty God on your streets, in your parks, or on the lawns of your mosques.

We'll be an oppressed minority, so you'll have to be understanding and adapt to our way of life. Every supermarket must stock real pork, ham, chorizo, and bacon. And we're bringing all our dogs, so you'll need dog parks, and you'll have to smile tolerate them we walk them in front of your mosques. We want our women to be able to safely go out alone and wear shorts and tank tops. And when the weather's nice, we men like to go shirtless. We also want to drink alcohol, dance, and place an occasional bet at the horse races.

While we're at it, your religious holidays are a bit too much; they could offend the Christian community, so we'd appreciate it if you'd discreetly eliminate them. Thanks.

In schools and workplaces, our children and employees must be able to wear large crucifixes, say prayers, eat ham sandwiches in the cafeteria, and learn Christian principles without anyone getting criticized. We also demand chapels or Christian prayer rooms in every building, plus translators, because we have no intention of learning Arabic.

If any of this is rejected, please send a list of police station addresses so we can report you for discrimination, Christianophobia, racism, and anything we don't like.

One more thing: if my kids protest or burn your flag for any reason, please be understanding. I'll be sure to give them a very serious scolding.

Finally, we all want generous benefits, free housing, phones, free food, and pocket money while we "integrate" over the next three generations. Working is optional, obviously. Be patient with us, you'll get used to it.

We thank you in advance for your tolerance and compassion. After all, diversity is our strength!

Sincerely,
A Very Reasonable Christian

[BIGGEST G @biggest_gee01]

Suffering form success 😭😭😭😭😭

[Lewis Miles @Maga4liberty]

Rubio just blew my mind‼️ The man who understood communism the most, just explained it to the least of us.

[Santa Trump.. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 @lovetocook12345]

There’s a world wide plan in motion and Russia and China are part of it, all led by USA and DJT.

[AntonyFerris @SGroubly]

@farman4x negative 10
-10 x -10 =100
100 + -10 =90

[AntonyFerris @SGroubly]

@KellyCh80459892 @valdombre 50% of your population were either born overseas or their parents were from places that culturally do not share your values or beliefs. You will know about this cultural enrichment soon.

[Larry Dean @larry_mcwethy]

lips 👀

Nepal Floods 2026 Explained: What Caused the Deadly Flash Flood?

[AKguyMaui @Aizmaui]

@glennbeck Two Years from Now 🤔

[AuntNeena @PareOdie]

@glennbeck My favorite one so far, but there are so many good ones out there 🤣🤣🤣

[AntonyFerris @SGroubly]

@rky60 @Trustintrump47 canada Versus the rest of the world re internet connectivity requirements- yeh get a brain

[AntonyFerris @SGroubly]

@John_F_kJr he meant american beef farmers will buy argentine beef businesses

[The Seed @theseed59788459]

Dear Muslims: My family and I have decided to move from the US to a Muslim country. We haven't picked which one yet—we're still comparing which one offers the best benefits package.

All my neighbors want to come too. And my neighbors' neighbors. And all their friends. And their friends' friends. Millions of us will show up with suitcases and a sense of entitlement.

As a large Christian community, we'll need a few small changes: Please start building churches immediately. Real churches, with nice loud bells, the kind that can be heard from the town square.

We'll also need for everyone to celebrate Christmas, and to close certain streets once a year for our processions. We may want to gather to pray to our Almighty God on your streets, in your parks, or on the lawns of your mosques.

We'll be an oppressed minority, so you'll have to be understanding and adapt to our way of life. Every supermarket must stock real pork, ham, chorizo, and bacon. And we're bringing all our dogs, so you'll need dog parks, and you'll have to smile tolerate them we walk them in front of your mosques. We want our women to be able to safely go out alone and wear shorts and tank tops. And when the weather's nice, we men like to go shirtless. We also want to drink alcohol, dance, and place an occasional bet at the horse races.

While we're at it, your religious holidays are a bit too much; they could offend the Christian community, so we'd appreciate it if you'd discreetly eliminate them. Thanks.

In schools and workplaces, our children and employees must be able to wear large crucifixes, say prayers, eat ham sandwiches in the cafeteria, and learn Christian principles without anyone getting criticized. We also demand chapels or Christian prayer rooms in every building, plus translators, because we have no intention of learning Arabic.

If any of this is rejected, please send a list of police station addresses so we can report you for discrimination, Christianophobia, racism, and anything we don't like.

One more thing: if my kids protest or burn your flag for any reason, please be understanding. I'll be sure to give them a very serious scolding.

Finally, we all want generous benefits, free housing, phones, free food, and pocket money while we "integrate" over the next three generations. Working is optional, obviously. Be patient with us, you'll get used to it.

We thank you in advance for your tolerance and compassion. After all, diversity is our strength!

Sincerely,
A Very Reasonable Christian

[AntonyFerris @SGroubly]

@John_F_kJr BS

[Eric Smith @Eric_Smith08]

A home theater installer has calibrated over 3,000 TVs in 12 years from $400 budget sets to $15,000 flagship OLEDs in custom media rooms.

He walks into people's homes, looks at their TV for 5 seconds, and can tell them exactly what's wrong.

He told me: "Almost every TV I see is running in the same mode Best Buy uses under fluorescent showroom lights. The motion smoothing is on. The sharpness is cranked. The eco dimmer is cutting brightness by 30–40%. And the TV is taking a screenshot of the screen every few seconds and selling the viewing data to advertisers. People are watching a $1,500 panel the same way it looked on the store shelf and that's the worst possible way to watch it."

He said a properly calibrated TV doesn't look "better." It looks like a completely different television.

He changed 9 settings on my TV in 15 minutes.

The soap opera effect disappeared. The colors became natural. Skin tones stopped looking plastic.

Dark scenes became visible. The TV stopped spying on me. And a movie finally looked like a movie instead of a daytime talk show.

"TV manufacturers ship every set optimized for a showroom, not a living room. Then they bury the settings that fix it inside 6 menus nobody opens."

Here are the 9 things he changed:

[Rupert Lowe MP @RupertLowe10]

This 'journalist' tries to paint me as 'far-right' and racist.

Elon shuts her, and the entire mainstream media, down in the most glorious way.

[Derek Johnson 1776 @DerekJohnsonHq]

🚨🚨THE OBAMA FILES ARE WORSE THAN WE THOUGHT.

His lawyers didn’t show up to negotiate.

They showed up to BEG.

Here’s what Bondi’s team found inside the Tehran servers under Obama’s codename — RENEGADE:

— 14 wire transfers to a Swiss account linked to Hezbollah between 2014-2016. Total: $1.7 billion. The same $1.7 billion he told Congress was “frozen Iranian assets.”

— A signed directive authorizing the CIA to stand down during the Benghazi attack. Not typed. HANDWRITTEN.

— Communications with Epstein’s handler, dated March 2015, discussing “the island arrangement” and “the Chicago package.”

— A backchannel to Tehran through Valerie Jarrett, active from 2012 to 2024. Yes. 2024. Two years AFTER he left office.

He didn’t just betray America.

He was running a shadow government from his basement in D.C. while pretending to be retired.

His lawyers are now offering FULL COOPERATION in exchange for immunity.

Trump said no.

No deals. No mercy. No escape.

The man who divided America for 8 years is about to face the America he tried to destroy.

And she’s awake.

FOLLOW ME, THE NEXT DROP WILL BE SHOCKING