𝔸𝕊ℍ 𝕄𝔸𝔾𝕄𝔸𝕊 ˚ˋঌ˖

Parody of Ash / Maroon!!
All rights to / Not affiliated with Triffle and Vs Impostor!

( VERY WIP.. )

[𝔸𝕊ℍ 𝕄𝔸𝔾𝕄𝔸𝕊 ˚ˋঌ˖ @SH1TF1R3]

huh?

fuck you mean you don’t eat this shit?

kids LOVE this shitty food,
I googled that shit!

[。 GREY . 𓂃⁺ @argents1lver]

| " ? "

| " I don't eat candies . "

[𝔸𝕊ℍ 𝕄𝔸𝔾𝕄𝔸𝕊 ˚ˋঌ˖ @SH1TF1R3]

here’s ur surprise, @argents1lver !!!

I brought you to this candy store!!
As an ‘apology’ for earlier!

Get whatever you want,
I got payment.

[𝔸𝕊ℍ 𝕄𝔸𝔾𝕄𝔸𝕊 ˚ˋঌ˖ @SH1TF1R3]

@argents1lver // the wind…

// you get used to it twin…

[𝔸𝕊ℍ 𝕄𝔸𝔾𝕄𝔸𝕊 ˚ˋঌ˖ @SH1TF1R3]

@sstargazrr // THIS IS WHAT I MEAN BRO 😭😭😭😭

[𝔸𝕊ℍ 𝕄𝔸𝔾𝕄𝔸𝕊 ˚ˋঌ˖ @SH1TF1R3]

@sstargazrr Pfft, what’s he gonna do?
Break my hand for smokin’?
I’d break his fuckin’ face if he tried!

[ He jostled with a grin on his face, before taking another drag and exhaling it to the ceiling vent. ]

.. I thought there’d be a lot more people around. You’re in a hospital, yknow?..

[𝔸𝕊ℍ 𝕄𝔸𝔾𝕄𝔸𝕊 ˚ˋঌ˖ @SH1TF1R3]

@sstargazrr // dude imagine seeing your ex in hospital and like ALL they talk about is their new bf while also dismissing your relationship bro id be annoyed aswell 😭

[𝔸𝕊ℍ 𝕄𝔸𝔾𝕄𝔸𝕊 ˚ˋঌ˖ @SH1TF1R3]

@coneheadpostor @p3nelopeshifter I’d never stab your baby boy!!

He’s cool as fuck.
I respect him.

He once spelled some British curse in a guy’s innards.
Fuckin impressive!

[𝔸𝕊ℍ 𝕄𝔸𝔾𝕄𝔸𝕊 ˚ˋঌ˖ @SH1TF1R3]

@p3nelopeshifter
yo pen!!

wanna see this funny ass picture of Argent I got??

it’s funny as fuck!!!

[𝔸𝕊ℍ 𝕄𝔸𝔾𝕄𝔸𝕊 ˚ˋঌ˖ @SH1TF1R3]

@sstargazrr // just wanted to do some aftermath exposition 😼😼

// fun fact
// ash never got a new target
// he just got a notification from an app or text or whatever and used that as an excuse to lie and leave because Kuri’s ‘Xaphan’ talk was pissing him off

[𝔸𝕊ℍ 𝕄𝔸𝔾𝕄𝔸𝕊 ˚ˋঌ˖ @SH1TF1R3]

@sstargazrr [ Once outside, he backed up against a wall, taking a long drag and exhaling it to the evening sky. ]

.. Stupid fuckin’ Xaphan.
What a prick.

[ He muttered under his breath, before crushing the cigarette in his hand and tossing it to the nearby shrub, walking away. ]

[𝔸𝕊ℍ 𝕄𝔸𝔾𝕄𝔸𝕊 ˚ˋঌ˖ @SH1TF1R3]

@coneheadpostor @p3nelopeshifter We were just horsing around!~

And then it ended in us kicking eachother in the balls.

So.. yea.

You don’t gotta do shit.
I gave him an ice pack.

[𝔸𝕊ℍ 𝕄𝔸𝔾𝕄𝔸𝕊 ˚ˋঌ˖ @SH1TF1R3]

@sstargazrr [ Ash frowned, wiped his hand on his jacket in a symbolic act of “fuck you then.” And started to take his leave. ]

Have fun doing your pretty ass gigs!

Break a leg!

[ Ash called over his shoulder, waving as he left the room. ]

[𝔸𝕊ℍ 𝕄𝔸𝔾𝕄𝔸𝕊 ˚ˋঌ˖ @SH1TF1R3]

@coneheadpostor @p3nelopeshifter Pfft.
Sure, man.

I’m just mad at myself I didn’t take more than one picture!—

I might put this as my wallpaper.

[𝔸𝕊ℍ 𝕄𝔸𝔾𝕄𝔸𝕊 ˚ˋঌ˖ @SH1TF1R3]

We were wrestling, and he tried to kick me in the crotch!
SO I KICKED HIM IN THE BALLS!—-

[💞﹕ penelope ᴖ_ᴖ） @p3nelopeshifter]

[ she held back her laughter , covering her mouth. oh my god argent looks in hell, that's funny. ]

♡ ' " pPfft- what happened ? — "

[𝔸𝕊ℍ 𝕄𝔸𝔾𝕄𝔸𝕊 ˚ˋঌ˖ @SH1TF1R3]

@sstargazrr Heh!
I’ll have fun killing this bastard!!
Some pompous rich dick.

[ He stands up, before turning to Kuri and opening his hand as he lines it up for a dap. ]

[𝔸𝕊ℍ 𝕄𝔸𝔾𝕄𝔸𝕊 ˚ˋঌ˖ @SH1TF1R3]

Okay, okay! Fuck, fine!

[ Ash stands up and walks off.. ]

[ Before returning with an ice pack. He chucks it to Argent’s feet, and then walks off again. ]

Don’t say I don’t do nice shit for ya!
[ He calls over his shoulder as he leaves. ]

[。 GREY . 𓂃⁺ @argents1lver]

| " FUCK OFF. ASSHOLE— "

[ he held his crotch again. still hurts like shit and he cannot handle this. ]

[𝔸𝕊ℍ 𝕄𝔸𝔾𝕄𝔸𝕊 ˚ˋঌ˖ @SH1TF1R3]

I’m too awesome for that shit, bitch!

..

But like.

Seriously.
You don’t need an ambulance or anything, do ya?

[。 GREY . 𓂃⁺ @argents1lver]

[ he breathed and got up slowly. it still hurts, but he'll manage. ]

| " kill yourself . "

[𝔸𝕊ℍ 𝕄𝔸𝔾𝕄𝔸𝕊 ˚ˋঌ˖ @SH1TF1R3]

@coneheadpostor @p3nelopeshifter Fine, big dawg.

[ Ash holds up his phone. ]

[ image of Argent writhing in pain on the ground, holding his crotch in agony. ]

[𝔸𝕊ℍ 𝕄𝔸𝔾𝕄𝔸𝕊 ˚ˋঌ˖ @SH1TF1R3]

[ image of Argent writhing in pain on the ground, holding his crotch in agony. ]

[ Ash presents the photo, grinning proudly like he’s some grand photographer. ]

[💞﹕ penelope ᴖ_ᴖ） @p3nelopeshifter]

♡ ' " huhh ? oh , yeah! I bet it's funny "

[𝔸𝕊ℍ 𝕄𝔸𝔾𝕄𝔸𝕊 ˚ˋঌ˖ @SH1TF1R3]

@sstargazrr [ Ash groaned again, more audibly. ]

Yea.
Bet he’s fuckin’ MASSIVE or whatever.

[ As if perfectly on cue, Ash’s phone buzzed, and he pulled it out of his pocket to check it. ]

.. Oh, shit!
Speak of the devil.
I just got another target.

[𝔸𝕊ℍ 𝕄𝔸𝔾𝕄𝔸𝕊 ˚ˋঌ˖ @SH1TF1R3]

@sstargazrr “Xaphan’s the best person I’ve ever been together with”

// FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU 😡😡😡😡

- Ash, probably