Mohd Shadab Farooqui

अकेला ✨ आवारा 💫 आज़ाद ✨

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@Anamikakuladia @RapidoCares @narendramodi @RapidoCares This is not done.

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@RapidoCares Terrible service! Left my purse (Rs 4470, ATM, Aadhar, PAN) in a cab on May 14 (Nirman Vihar to Delhi Airport T2). Rs 11000 debited. No help from Rapido despite proof. #RapidoFail #WorstService @narendramodi

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“Jane vo kaise log the jinke pyaar ko pyaar mila”

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#NewProfilePic

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Samne hone par bhi nazar andaz karna … mushkil hai,
Pasand hone par bhi gairon sa bartaw karna … mushkil hai.
Neend to khud ki hai, sapne tumhare hai.
Par Un sapno ko sach me badalna … mushkil hai ||

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Thank you #tcs for appreciating our work 😇

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Jub tum low feel kro to mirror me apne aap ko dekh kr bolo “you are the best”
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Par ye bat baar baar mt bolna,
Kyu ki jhoot bolne vale narak me jate hai.

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Aise vani boliye jam ke jhagda hoye,

Par usse na boliye jo humse tagda hoye…

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Kuch logo ko dekh ke lgta hai…
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Vo paida nhi hue hai balki saza katne aae hai.

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Youth doesn’t want to watch news.

But they want us memers and comedians to watch that and tell them in form of jokes.

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And when you finally got a child.

Your best friends:

L*wd’e ne kamal kar diya.

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After two years to marriage, with no plan of child.

Indian typical relatives:

Does your PeN-iS work?

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She: Maine kabhi iPhone use nhi kiya … dila do.

He: Tum kabhi Maa bhi nhi bhi…………

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Pta nhi ye Kamyabi kab milegi..?
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Kamyabi*: You deserve someone better.🥲

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How to destroy cigarettes.
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Light it.
Smoke it.

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Is 4 din ki zindagi me

Vo 3 din se naraz hai…

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@xyz_buddy Koi sense h is bat ka 🥱

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Khuli hai aankh, mai sapne me hu.

Band aankho se maine tut’te sapne dekhe hai…

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#PulwamaAttack
Never Forget! Never Forgive!

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Kitna bhi joke marlo…
Bandi to ye guitar vale hi le jate hai.