I love being a flight attendant. Right now I’m in a king size bed by myself with lots of snacks watching Creepshow (1982). Always fun seeing @StephenKing on screen. It’d be cooler if my layover was in Maine, but Minnesota will do.
Man, @AMCTheatres did not package this popcorn bucket well at all. His heads all busted. I emailed their support team so hopefully I can get a replacement — but it’s totally cracked and the places you can pop it together are severed 😭😭😭
Hey @Starbucks, I know you’re having your employees/partners write on the cups, so, like, what’s this say?
(Ordered grande cold brew, 2 splendas)
#starbucks
Very cool surprise from @RichardChizmar — not only did he send the bookplate for Gwendy, but also for Widow’s Point (including W.H. Chizmar), Boogeyman, and Memorials!
(And you can bet Widow’s Point is pre-ordered!)
@CemeteryDance
Trump: Blames diversity hires for the AA #planecrash
Also Trump: “There’s no evidence yet that the collision could be blamed on diversity hires.”
This man is human garbage.
@ae_marciano Queen!! Or king. Tbh when I was single I had a king and like omg I felt like one in it (queen is also good — we currently are in a queen — but with two dogs and one cat it is small for us lol)