D. SHANNON

------- Under Co.

𝚕𝚊𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚋𝚢 @𝙺𝙰𝚕𝙹𝚄𝙲𝙰𝚃

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i wanted the entire cosmos to be green with envy.

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tell us about what inspired your ensembles tonight!

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did-- did i just see an iguana on rollerskates glide by? what's in this punch? #galacticgala

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THE tao song is here? ... oh, right, he told me that he was coming. last week, over drinks.

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*𝐑𝐔𝐌𝐎𝐑 𝐀𝐋𝐄𝐑𝐓. actor tao song has seen to be actively avoiding one of the gala's performers, marcus dunham. what might be the cause of this snub? 👀👀👀

[D. SHANNON @SHEIRRITATE]

um???

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OK ONE OF THE BATHROOMS HAS BEEN CLOSED FOR TEMPORARY MAINTENANCE. ( YES, A TENTACLE SHOT UP FROM ONE OF THE STALLS. )

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// credit to
@kaijucatedits
for the polarr filter

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all eyes had better be on her when she makes her entrance to the #galacticgala !

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sounds mid.

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chef thanos!!!

[D. SHANNON @SHEIRRITATE]

who’s catering the #galacticgala? 🤔

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She smiles sweetly, tucking some hair behind her ear with one hand and reaching out to press manicured fingers to the other’s arm.

Then, looking deeply into their eyes: “I do desire we may be better strangers.”

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Joe asked me to put some “important evidence” in my purse to smuggle back to the car.

Two guesses as to what it ACTUALLY was. 😑

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// polarr by @kaijucatedits

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ᴅᴇᴀʀᴇꜱᴛᴅᴇɪʀᴅʀᴇ posted:

Unfriendly reminder: I'm not high maintenance, you're just low effort.

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@NIGHTBREATHED is there a CORRECT person to fart on?

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Oh, shame… I’ll just have to do my vest to entertain you, won’t I?

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@SHESWEETEN Butt out, Besstopher.

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Count me in. I’m excellent company! 🥂

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Is that an open invitation?

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" @SHEDETECTIVE , how's my ᶠᵃᵛᵒʳⁱᵗᵉ detective?" the words come out sticky sweet. too sweet, even; a bit like antifreeze.

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squinting at her reMarkable tablet, deirdre has the clip end of her stylus pressed up against her bottom lip. the witness' statement that she's studying just isn't adding up, and her notes seem to be taking her in circles.

dramatically, she tosses the stylus +

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but, you know, it's not a bₐd ᵢdₑₐ. deirdre shannon doesn't have those! no, this is a great idea! because, if she's got any luck on her side at all, maybe nancy--

well, maybe she'll help her get an actual byline.

she stares at her phone, dreading dialing.