CALCIUM

butt munchin cowboy

[tae🎧 @7aejin]

if i get another single celled organism fresh from the cambrian explosion as a teammate im going to lose my fucking mind please kill competitive drives

[boots @boobnoodles]

Call a jizz sock a goon cocoon

[evan.. @dogparkranger]

i think she's using me for my terrible looks and bad penis and no money

[Wopavelli @TheWopObama]

In American slang we often refer to money as “benjamins” this is a subtle reference to Benjamin Netanyahu, an American folk figure who takes all of our money

[Girth Brooks @crackawdajuice]

My penis just growled at me #whiteboysummer

[tequila baggins @miamibrando]

They all made fun of me at school and called me “Boyfriend Dick” and “Mr. Make Her Cum First”

[hotdog enjoyer @littlehater420]

don’t expect me to put my cigarette away if your kid is ugly as fuck man

[Onyx HQ @onyxcoins]

#FreeSudan
#FreePalenstine
#FreeTheCongo
#FreeTheUgyhurs
#FreeYemen
#FreeIraq
#FreeIran
#FreeSyria
#FreeAmerica
#FreeTheWorld
#FuckTheOpposition

With that being said, goodnight

[Zsa Zsa Getmore @dirtyboul]

The last thing you see before getting slimed out in Utah

[i like food @messedupfoods]

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[CALCIUM @SHELUVCALCIUM]

@SeeRacists white women are at it again

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

Just wanted to say that Trump is a traitorous, Putin-loving dipshit!
Goes double for Elon!

[mðråñ† @_ybmorant]

Having girl homies is basically like having a retarted sister

[Covie @covie_93]

Why are 'christians' out here celebrating the richest man on the planet shutting down programs that help the poor????

[CALCIUM @SHELUVCALCIUM]

@PopBase i hope the chiefs call the meteor play in the third quarter and the stadium is obliterated, but only after king kenny gets to safety