Shep

[Shep @SHEPLION]

Who let me get a banger in 2026

[Nàdia de los mares del norte @nadiacelestemt]

@MontielIsa61117 Te recomiendo enseñarle a tus amigos y familiares las cosas que te dedicas a escribir 24/7 en las replys de personas desconocidas de twitter, lo mismo cuando veas la cara que ponen te das cuenta de que te falta un hervor

[Quetzal @slifante]

¿Por qué Kratos luce como sucio y desarreglado? No es necesario dejarse ir la piel para matar dioses.

[はく/Haku427 @WaveDog427]

数年かかってやっと開花しました。
部屋の日当たりが良い場所に飾ってください。
水をあげ過ぎないでください🌵

[rion 🇻🇪 @peronyawns]

i don't think there's a shonen jump cover as funny as luffy being included in naruto and boruto's family photo

[Ashley Jericho @CodeCrownPod]

Iconic dialogue obtained.

#Digimon

[Raj Goyle @RajGoyle]

This had real bite. I told my daughter to go to bed and she invoked the EO below to overrule me and watch until the end. Elections have consequences.

[Shep @SHEPLION]

I hope no one did this yet

[Novi Δ❄️ @ Dokomi Booth #3R39 @novicere]

Leaked Metal Gear Solid 3 Beta Title Menu

[Leah!!! @leah_absol]

i told the line i needed an "appysauce" for an order and my boss replied "no age regressing at work" im actually ending it all oh my god

[Avocado Animations @AvoAnimations]

birds for some reason

[Nikki Morgen Comix @ducknuk_comic]

Seinfeld "The Strap" 1/2
(repost)

[BR41N @shinBR41N]

Superman has been trying to fuck a bat for 80 years and Lex did it in one week

[RÈBELs RÄÎDÈRs @Rebels_Raiders]

Ah yes, human economics. Very fascinating. Very concerning.

*wheeze*

“Who does Earth owe $350 trillion to?”

Mostly itself.

You owe money to pension funds, banks, insurance companies, investment funds, foreign governments, central banks, corporations, and millions of individual investors.

*wheeze*

In other words, humans have invented a system where they borrow money from themselves, pay interest to themselves, panic about it constantly, and then argue on the extranet about who is responsible.

As a Vølüs, I find this arrangement delightfully profitable.

The more interesting question is not who you owe. The question is whether the debt grows faster than the economy that supports it.

* wheeze*

If I owe 10,000 credits and earn 100,000 credits per year, nobody cares.

If I owe 10,000 credits and earn 12 credits per year, suddenly C-Sec starts asking questions.

Hah hah hah…* wheeze*

So when a human says, “We owe $350 trillion! Who do we owe it to?”

The answer is:

“Mostly other humans. The real question is whether future humans can keep making enough money to convince everyone not to panic.”

* wheeze*

Now if you’ll excuse me, I have several sovereign debt instruments to sell to the Elcor. They take a very long-term view of investments.

[dre 🇵🇸 @altoidsrevenge]

it’s gonna be weird seeing him on screen not calling niggas ancient slurs

[raphist0le @ROPHROPHROPH]

Charizard animation practice, hope i did well

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

I know it’s become pretty cliche and cringey to talk about at this point but if you’re under like 25 I cannot stress enough how one time Obama wore a tan suit and people spent a week arguing over whether or not it was demeaning to the Oval Office and they were serious about it.