— 𝙒𝘼𝙇𝙆𝙀𝙍.

𝗜 𝗢𝗡𝗟𝗬 𝗘𝗩𝗘𝗥 𝗗𝗜𝗗 𝗪𝗛𝗔𝗧 𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗔𝗦𝗞𝗘𝗗 𝗢𝗙 𝗠𝗘, 𝗪𝗛𝗔𝗧 𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗧𝗢𝗟𝗗 𝗠𝗘 𝗧𝗢 𝗕𝗘, 𝗔𝗡𝗗 𝗧𝗥𝗔𝗜𝗡𝗘𝗗 𝗠𝗘 𝗧𝗢 𝗗𝗢. ☆ ( spoilers )

[* decayed . @falkorsblessing]

⠀i don't think you're truly mean . you have sad eyes .

[— 𝙒𝘼𝙇𝙆𝙀𝙍. @SHIELDEDEGO]

/ / I'm sorry, but I'm not writing on here rn. I love writing with everyone and I like the social side of marvel RP on twitter, but sometimes the ooc stuff gets to be too much for me.

Feel free to add me there. I like drinking lemonade and playing toys with my friends. / /

[— 𝙒𝘼𝙇𝙆𝙀𝙍. @SHIELDEDEGO]

Well, not like- I mean, I don't own you or anything. Just the Bob in my life who is important to me . . .

Not some other Bob.

[♱ ‍ 𝕯𝖎͟𝖛͟𝖎͟𝖓͟𝖊 𝒱𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘪𝘴𝘵 .ᐟ @musicamsecare]

⠀
* ﹙ 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 ﹚ bob .ᐣ
⠀

[— 𝙒𝘼𝙇𝙆𝙀𝙍. @SHIELDEDEGO]

No, actually. I think I'd rather have my . . . Bob.

[♱ ‍ 𝕯𝖎͟𝖛͟𝖎͟𝖓͟𝖊 𝒱𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘪𝘴𝘵 .ᐟ @musicamsecare]

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no , you can . it’s just .. wouldn’t you rather have the trained child assassin or the literal living weapon instead .ᐣ
⠀

[— 𝙒𝘼𝙇𝙆𝙀𝙍. @SHIELDEDEGO]

Well, you don't exactly sound /confident/ in that . . .

[♱ ‍ 𝕯𝖎͟𝖛͟𝖎͟𝖓͟𝖊 𝒱𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘪𝘴𝘵 .ᐟ @musicamsecare]

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oh . I .. um .. okay . yeah . sure . I’ll .. yeah . you can count on me .
⠀

[— 𝙒𝘼𝙇𝙆𝙀𝙍. @SHIELDEDEGO]

I'm asking you a genuine question, Bob. . . I need to know.

[♱ ‍ 𝕯𝖎͟𝖛͟𝖎͟𝖓͟𝖊 𝒱𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘪𝘴𝘵 .ᐟ @musicamsecare]

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I just .. can’t tell if this is a prank so you can bully me later or if it’s you being genuine .
⠀

[— 𝙒𝘼𝙇𝙆𝙀𝙍. @SHIELDEDEGO]

Yeah. You.

That's why I'm asking you . . . ?

[♱ ‍ 𝕯𝖎͟𝖛͟𝖎͟𝖓͟𝖊 𝒱𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘪𝘴𝘵 .ᐟ @musicamsecare]

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oh .ᐣ * ﹙ 𝘮𝘦 ﹚.ᐣ
⠀

[— 𝙒𝘼𝙇𝙆𝙀𝙍. @SHIELDEDEGO]

/ never seen a star war in my life.

[⸝⸝ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ 𝐅𝐄𝐍𝐍𝐄𝐂𝙎͟𝘏͟𝘈𝘕𝘋 ‎ .ᐟ @elitemortale]

/ delete this

[— 𝙒𝘼𝙇𝙆𝙀𝙍. @SHIELDEDEGO]

Fictional- Okay. Clearly there's something wrong with your head. Here, let me bash it in with my shield until you feel better.

[𝐇𝐄𝐌𝐋𝐎𝐂𝐊 @EXELLEDSClENCE]

Okay, so keep your distance.

I don’t need another washed up Captain in my presence. Especially one cosplaying as some fictional superhero.

[— 𝙒𝘼𝙇𝙆𝙀𝙍. @SHIELDEDEGO]

/ I suddenly forget every star wars character ever.

[⸝⸝ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ 𝐅𝐄𝐍𝐍𝐄𝐂𝙎͟𝘏͟𝘈𝘕𝘋 ‎ .ᐟ @elitemortale]

/ jump em guys

[— 𝙒𝘼𝙇𝙆𝙀𝙍. @SHIELDEDEGO]

It's just every time I see it, I get nauseous. It's like I'm allergic to your very being.

[𝐇𝐄𝐌𝐋𝐎𝐂𝐊 @EXELLEDSClENCE]

This again?

[— 𝙒𝘼𝙇𝙆𝙀𝙍. @SHIELDEDEGO]

Woah. Dude. Your hair is like- So bad.

[𝐇𝐄𝐌𝐋𝐎𝐂𝐊 @EXELLEDSClENCE]

——;;

[— 𝙒𝘼𝙇𝙆𝙀𝙍. @SHIELDEDEGO]

@elitemortale / / SOBS.

[— 𝙒𝘼𝙇𝙆𝙀𝙍. @SHIELDEDEGO]

I'm asking because I don't want to be all alone next time I snap and I think you'd be the person I'd ah- That I'd want with me most ?

[♱ ‍ 𝕯𝖎͟𝖛͟𝖎͟𝖓͟𝖊 𝒱𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘪𝘴𝘵 .ᐟ @musicamsecare]

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are you asking because you would hope I would join you or are you asking because you think , out of the entire group , that I would be the one to snap ﹠. join you in the murderous festivities .ᐣ
⠀

[— 𝙒𝘼𝙇𝙆𝙀𝙍. @SHIELDEDEGO]

This is a bit, this is a bit, promise this is a bit.

[— 𝙒𝘼𝙇𝙆𝙀𝙍. @SHIELDEDEGO]

So, @punktacticz, hypothetically, if I were to say, one day . . . Just 𝘴𝘯𝘢𝘱 and become, I don't know- Let's say; A serial killer !

Would you still be my partner in crime ?

[— 𝙒𝘼𝙇𝙆𝙀𝙍. @SHIELDEDEGO]

That's . . . Really? They're milking coconuts now?

[* — ❛𝒍𝒆𝒏𝒂 @oftsarinabelova]

there is also ice cream and yogurt made with almond milk and coconut milk .

[— 𝙒𝘼𝙇𝙆𝙀𝙍. @SHIELDEDEGO]

People who are lactose intolerant?

[* — ❛𝒍𝒆𝒏𝒂 @oftsarinabelova]

no , smoothie has ice cream or yogurt .

who makes smoothies with water ?! 🤢

[— 𝙒𝘼𝙇𝙆𝙀𝙍. @SHIELDEDEGO]

You can't trick me, that's an almond smoothie.

[* — ❛𝒍𝒆𝒏𝒂 @oftsarinabelova]

you blend them with water until it becomes milk . and tada ! almond milk .

[— 𝙒𝘼𝙇𝙆𝙀𝙍. @SHIELDEDEGO]

I'm going to teach Bob to stop watching those tik-tok edits of us without headphones one of these days.

[— 𝙒𝘼𝙇𝙆𝙀𝙍. @SHIELDEDEGO]

jesus christ . . .

[𝐇𝐎𝐌𝐎𝐁𝐎𝐋𝐓* @illademanes]

. . . . . . . . . . womp womp.