Agent Oliver (Parody)

Head of Human Resources at SHIELD HQ. People are not my only skill, I can be deadly (RP account not affiliated to Disney)

[Agent Oliver (Parody) @SHIELD_HR]

SHIELD Human Resources Manager - Purveyor of tea and biscuits but hands off my Star Wars stationery!

>Marvel OC
>Looking for storylines, banter, something different
>OC & canon friendly
>Multiverse
>Starters or DMs welcome
>Friendly writer

#MarvelRP

[Agent Oliver (Parody) @SHIELD_HR]

After the blip, I tried so hard to retire. I'd missed out on 5 years of life and wanted to make the most of being back. There's just one tiny snag, I'm bored.

[Agent Oliver (Parody) @SHIELD_HR]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! How is this 11 years already? Damn, my length of service is pretty good! #SoManyGoodAgentsGone #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Agent Oliver (Parody) @SHIELD_HR]

@CrokiOfAsgard ~ but they'd have to head outside for some. The last thing she wanted was him appearing in the middle of someone's office by mistake.

"Welcome to your assessment room. I'd like to start off with some of the basics if that's okay?"

[Agent Oliver (Parody) @SHIELD_HR]

@CrokiOfAsgard She couldn't help but smile at his apparent enthusiasm. Most were nervous before assessment but then the were usually inexperienced or new to their abilities.

It didn't take them long to get to the room she had set up. The equipment there would help assess some of his abilities~

[Agent Oliver (Parody) @SHIELD_HR]

@CrokiOfAsgard "Now /that/ is something I can appreciate could cause unease. If you're ready, then, please follow me."

She opens the door, holding it open for him. She had to admit, he did seem to be much more reasonable than Loki's she'd had experience of and she wanted to keep it that way.

[Agent Oliver (Parody) @SHIELD_HR]

@CrokiOfAsgard She smiled and bowed her head respectfully.

"Indeed we are. I take it your sleeping arrangements and breakfast have been to your satisfaction?"

[Agent Oliver (Parody) @SHIELD_HR]

@CrokiOfAsgard The 10am start meant shed managed to get a good hour of work done before going to collect Loki.

When she arrived at his accommodation she knocked and waited for a response.

[Agent Oliver (Parody) @SHIELD_HR]

"I have some annual leave coming up. I've heard Gotham's Museum of Art is well worth a visit and I do love myself some gothic architecture.

Anyone have any other suggestion that'll make it worth the trip?"

[Agent Oliver (Parody) @SHIELD_HR]

@CrokiOfAsgard "Then I shall see you in the morning."

She leaves, closing the door behind her and headed to the part fo the compound she used for assessments. It would take her a couple of hours to set up but she was confident this would all be worth the trouble.

[Agent Oliver (Parody) @SHIELD_HR]

@KidLoki10 "There's some good stuff in America, but the number of commercials drive me crazy! I do love Kitty and the Sargent. Almost makes me wish I could see ghosts myself!"

[Agent Oliver (Parody) @SHIELD_HR]

@CrokiOfAsgard ~and bows her head respectfully before moving to leave him.

"Is there anything else you require before I go?"

[Agent Oliver (Parody) @SHIELD_HR]

@CrokiOfAsgard "I'm sure we can accommodate that. I'll ensure I have everything set up and collect you at 10am to give you time to eat in peace. If you need anything, all you need to do is ask out loud. The system will pick up your request. I'll make sure someone is available."

She smiles ~

[Agent Oliver (Parody) @SHIELD_HR]

@KidLoki10 "Of course I have. I need something decent from the BBC to get me away from this dreadful US TV that's always on in the mess room!"

[Agent Oliver (Parody) @SHIELD_HR]

@CrokiOfAsgard "I think it would be best to start fresh in the morning. I'll have to make sure the assessments are set up rather than you have to wait for me to do them before we start.

Shall I collect you at 08:00?"

[Agent Oliver (Parody) @SHIELD_HR]

@CrokiOfAsgard "I'm pleased to hear it. So these will be your quarters, at least temporarily."

She opens the door using a key card, and allows Loki to enter ahead of her. It's a fairly plain room but it's set up to be sufficient for him, with makeshift steps up to the bed and up to the bath.

[Agent Oliver (Parody) @SHIELD_HR]

@CrokiOfAsgard ~ missions, appropriately. We don't like to kill newbies on the first outing."

She laughed at her own jest, hoping he realised it was a joke.

[Agent Oliver (Parody) @SHIELD_HR]

@CrokiOfAsgard "That's an impressive array of talents. And shape-shifting is definietly not a requirement to be an agent. I'd be screwed otherwise!"

The elevator dinged to mark their arrival.

"We'll assess all those things, just so we can assign test assignments and then hopefully actual ~

[Agent Oliver (Parody) @SHIELD_HR]

"Strictly a personal opinion, but my goodness I do love reviewing footage of a certain Dr Quinn at work. That woman knows how to fight and I can't help but admire the art that is her decimation of the enemy."

[Agent Oliver (Parody) @SHIELD_HR]

@CrokiOfAsgard ~the button for the 3rd floor once they got into the lift.

"I know you have teleporting abilities but are there any other abilities you have that may be relevant to your application?"

[Agent Oliver (Parody) @SHIELD_HR]

@CrokiOfAsgard As they walked along the corridor and into the lift, she answered his question.

"There's some basic tests such as speed, strength and combat, although I'm not sure how to assess that last one. Then we usually look at special abilities, depending on the candidate."

She presses~