P.S.Y.C.H.

S.H.I.E.L.D.s mental guardian corps, because someone has to keep those heroes sane.

[P.S.Y.C.H. @SHIELD_psychs]

So fb is down? If any of the Avengers are breaking down yet, don't send them my way. Im definitely not in hiding. Just point them at twitter.

[P.S.Y.C.H. @SHIELD_psychs]

@WlNTERSROSE You get it!

They get special pokerface training by yours truly. I'm joking. What shenanigans are they up to? What mad Alice in Wonderland shit is going on now? I've heard something about like tiny aliens but you'd think between ant-man and the kree we would be used to that.

[P.S.Y.C.H. @SHIELD_psychs]

What's the hot T, people?

I've been out of the loop for a bit. Ben's bakery has been holding me hostage.

[Quite Interesting @qikipedia]

Word of the day: JOTTLE (20th century Scots) - to appear busy but not get anything done

[P.S.Y.C.H. @SHIELD_psychs]

Well, we aren't really gone! Just very very busy - first we work at half strength, then the universe gets fixed, and now spooky season! So much trauma!

PS. If anyone can keep the clowns from my office, I'd be ever so grateful!

[𝑫𝑹. 𝑾𝑰𝑳𝑺𝑶𝑵. @WlNTERSROSE]

Not a day goes by that I don’t miss @SHIELD_psychs’s shenanigans.

[P.S.Y.C.H. @SHIELD_psychs]

[txt to @GalagaGuyBen : 37 -S]

[P.S.Y.C.H. @SHIELD_psychs]

[txt to @GalagaGuyBen : 36 -S]

[P.S.Y.C.H. @SHIELD_psychs]

[txt to @GalagaGuyBen : XXXV -S]

[P.S.Y.C.H. @SHIELD_psychs]

[txt to @GalagaGuyBen: 34 🎈-S]

[P.S.Y.C.H. @SHIELD_psychs]

[txt to @GalagaGuyBen : 33 -S]

[P.S.Y.C.H. @SHIELD_psychs]

[txt to @GalagaGuyBen : 32. Too heavy, too big. -S]

[P.S.Y.C.H. @SHIELD_psychs]

@classic_clintB He smiles, satisfying himself with his weak imitation. It was for a good cause, he reminds himself. "How are the others?"

[P.S.Y.C.H. @SHIELD_psychs]

Speak love to me by bringing me coffee. Speak care to me by making that decaf.

[P.S.Y.C.H. @SHIELD_psychs]

@classic_clintB Sam narrowed his brows a little, a cheeky grin forming soon. "Until I am back to my perfectly caffeine-addicted self. Then you better share, Barton."

[P.S.Y.C.H. @SHIELD_psychs]

[txt to @GalagaGuyBen: 31. I deserve a goddamn medal. -S]

[P.S.Y.C.H. @SHIELD_psychs]

@classic_clintB A thoughtful look dawns on his face before he smiles, "i'm sure I can use a little extra fuel. Just hold off on the coffee flavored ones till after this," he touches the round bump of his belly.

[P.S.Y.C.H. @SHIELD_psychs]

@classic_clintB Sam laughs, biting another mouthful off and humming softly in more approval. "That just means its gotta happen. More agents to whip into shape, 'm sure at least some mentors enjoy that torture. I'm giving him your number and you better go do a tasting together."

[Quite Interesting @qikipedia]

Useful neologism. SARCHASM: The gulf between the person who makes a sarcastic comment and the person who doesn't get it.

[P.S.Y.C.H. @SHIELD_psychs]

@classic_clintB Sam samples the muffin, breaking off little pieces and sticking them in him mouth with a proper judging face until finally he gives the verdict. "You and Ben need to meet up. Collaborate on some baking. It's seriously good." He licks his fingers clean, grinning at the soft pop.

[P.S.Y.C.H. @SHIELD_psychs]

@classic_clintB The sentiment tugs a little more on his smile as he plops down in the chair as well and savours the drink slowly, one long drink that he closed his eyes for. Then his eye cracks open again and flicks from him to the muffins and back. "Did you make these?"