Shrimpcoin

Shrimpcoin™, the ultimate store of value.
Each token is worth exactly one shrimp.
Crypto as art; art as innovation. Project by 8oC.

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The official Shrimpcoin timeline! Be ready to see us on $ERG in mid-Q4 of this year, and on $ADA in late-Q1 of 2022.

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@shrimp_delight @wariofactstated

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@brian_armstrong .

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We've been getting lots of questions about the Shrimpmasters, so I thought I'd clear that up here:

The Shrimpmasters are Shrimpcoin’s lead developers. They are all experts in the field of Shrimp Technology. The Shrimpmasters have a combined 100 years experience growing and maint

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The world is on backwards. It's so strange how little time is left before everything changes. Please just figure it out. Please.

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in case you haven't joined yet... ;) https://t.co/Kna4PQ0OUA

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Hey friends! We've just launched a super secret demo. It's a very early design, so for now it's going to remain a treat for our discord users; but of course feel free to join up to get in on some of the hype! 🦐 🦐 🦐

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If we ever start tweeting like this please Kaczynski our corporate headquarters

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sorry i had to mute you

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We're kicking Shrimpcoin development into overdrive. Cynthia has been allowed a laptop in her cell and she's only brute force SSH'd into FDA servers twice.
In the mean time, our CFO Alan has nearly dealt with the shrimp containment breach. Assets all accounted for!

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Thanks to everyone who reached out about the intern who posted the tweet last night! She's doing a lot better now thanks to novel esoteric psychotherapy techniques. We'll read her the replies to this tweet through the food slot on her cell door. Give your best wishes to Cynthia!

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Apologies for our previous tweet. Seems one of our tech interns stumbled upon access to the social media password. Proximity to shrimp code combined with a lack of sleep apparently opened her mind to the beyond! We vow to look into the possibility that our code is now haunted.

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Deep under the ocean, Financial Forces are stirring. Synergistic organizations look on with keen interest upon a new, organic coin; just as mortal currency is a portal to the dead human gods of gold and greed, this coin is a portal to the old Shrimp Gods. Get Shrimpy! #fuckincoin

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@ergomergoadargo I spend 23 hours a day coding shrimp technology protocols, do you think I have time for precalc?

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Officially dropped out of my senior year of high school. Putting my all into Shrimpcoin. Call me dumb I don’t care. Gonna make my dreams a reality.

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We're in talks with the government of Rhode Island. They're open to the idea of adopting Shrimpcoin as the exclusive payment method in all public transit statewide! 😊 @GovDanMcKee @ergoplatformorg

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@Hollo1390 $SHMPC *

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You wouldn't believe how many shrimp I'm trying to cram into this coin down at the factory.

It's one shrimp.

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@JacobMartus Correction: Not commodity-backed, but commodity-pegged. Sorry for any confusion.

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While we have a long way to go, creating a stablecoin based on a physical commodity rather than an established currency is another step towards escaping fiat entirely. No dependence on the USD, but still a stable value!

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@elonmusk 🥺👉👈

@AcidJason's advice on website building in our public discord. Solid advice, not gonna lie