“You are not detective.”
“What makes you think that?”
“You are pretty. All detectives I know are not pretty.”
“And that correlates how?”
“It does not. But I like pretty people.”
“And what should I do with that information?”
“You tell me detective. What do I do to pretty people?”
shane wearing crop tops at the cottage because he knows ilya is obsessed with his stomach. he knows he could just walk around shirtless but he likes having some fabric on him and it makes it a little less obvious that he wants ilya to ogle at him. ilya is too busy foaming at the—