Chris Shrum

Lover of sports, fitness, coffee, & movies. Interests: cloud tech & investing. Always willing to be educated.

[Chris Shrum @SHRUMlife]

No matter what happens in the WC final the Scaloni compilation is gonna go hard AF. 📠

[Chris Shrum @SHRUMlife]

USA played that 1st half at J Lo levels of ass. Need Puli, Dest, and McKennie to step up asap as possible if not sooner. And Ream just needs to play okay. FFS. CMON USA.
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[Chris Shrum @SHRUMlife]

@MatthewBerryTMR Literally feels like when you score a huge TD on offense then get the instant kick return TD.

[Chris Shrum @SHRUMlife]

MONDAY. NIGHT. FOOTBALL.

LFG.

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[U.S. Soccer Men's National Team @USMNT]

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[Chris Shrum @SHRUMlife]

@VanLathan Ahhhh disregard. I see you chose Arsenal. The literal most hated rival. Prolly a smart decision. Enjoy Van!

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@VanLathan I promise you the answer is NOT Spurs. Speaking from experience……

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Owen saying the altitude is “all in your mind” is absurd. It quite literally has serious physical implications. #SOCCER #ANALYSIS

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VAMOS EL TRI CARAJO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Cmon Mexico.

[Chris Shrum @SHRUMlife]

@MerriamWebster @HPbasketball GOATed tweet.

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Why is it ‘cancelled’ in the U.K. but ‘canceled’ in the U.S.?

Because we gave them that L in 1776.

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@JaredWeissNBA @ramonashelburne This is freakin awesome. JB is an incredible human being . I hope all the work he started continues and now expands in the worst city of all time, Philly. JK. JK. Doing good things is always good. Dude is literally creating a better world. Respect and amen.

[Chris Shrum @SHRUMlife]

SSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUIIIIIIIIII
what a beast. My GOAT.

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[Chris Shrum @SHRUMlife]

@PFTCommenter If you have 11 players, do you even have 10??????

[Chris Shrum @SHRUMlife]

@wxrlss Lololololololololololol. Alright you’re awesome and hilarious. Might even follow you.

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NO FUCKING WAY. ABSOLUTELY NOT. JOKE CITY REF. VAR IS A DUMB IDIOT MORON. Completely changes the course of the game. LFG USA. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[Ramp Capital @RampCapitalLLC]

EAT SHIT @FIFAcom!

[Chris Shrum @SHRUMlife]

Somehow, someway twitter found something to agree on at a higher % today than the JB & PG trade in this red card for Balogun. Unreal. Tough to wrap my mind around both. Holy hell.

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@wxrlss Buddy,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, I hope you are a bot account. Truly.