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art maker, bio flop

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The top pops of the Eiffel Tower and becomes a moon rolling right at you, that starts a flood but then the moon, is actually a cat. And it’s a water fight.

[ivy ♡ *⁠.⁠✧ @xbabyivy]

“Im gonna take a quick shower”

*30 mins later*

me:

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Squatty Potty?! I think you mean vomit handles ?

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@KITKAT solid chocolate. No wafer. I am distraught.

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@OKniceRaps Wait wait wait. What?

[IG: closedapp @ih8rts]

me in the backseat when my friends are asking whats the next move when i was supposed to be home 2 hours ago

[Andy Compton @andycompton_]

This makes me laugh every time I see it. Every single time. I am 34 years old.

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Today was definitely a day to consult the red fortune teller fish for me.

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Dang y’all. I don’t know if you’re into planets but the mermaid is fully in the Gatorade right now.

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Mystery duffel bag in the bushes. I’m thinking of you still. What multitudes may you contain?

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@nikkoabenson Best media

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Love the serendipitous line up here.

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What is life? Some say Bread is Life.

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God I hate nodding to a stranger on the street too early. 3 nods later and they’re still 10 feet away and I look like a bizarre puppy sniffing the wind.

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Tried telling the “fingers through the yellow pages” joke, to a couple of 9 year olds the other day…
And now I’m 31

[Mick 💙💛 @MickBoettge]

Today is the only day you can retweet this

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@taylorswift13 has written at least 15 songs about mummies. Change my mind.

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lizard lizard, double lizard, as if, what ever, get the picture? Yuh.

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Anything is possible at zombo com

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How does an Apparition brag?

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