Jacob Shivers

suffering Mariners fan/prospering (hopefully) Chargers fan

[Jacob Shivers @SHiVERSACE]

I think we would eliminate all traffic on freeways if we would just make it illegal to get in an accident

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

BREAKING: The Charlotte Hornets are trading LaMelo Ball to the Minnesota Timberwolves, per @ShamsCharania 🚨🚨🚨

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

BREAKING: The Charlotte Hornets are trading star guard LaMelo Ball and Josh Green to the Minnesota Timberwolves for Naz Reid, a 2033 unprotected first-round pick, three first-round pick swaps (2028, 2029, 2030) and three second-round picks (2029, 2032, 2033), sources tell ESPN.

[Liquid Guild @LiquidGuild]

4 IN A ROW.

[Jacob Shivers @SHiVERSACE]

Bit idea: a crip from SF who likes the Giants and can’t stop talking about his favorite catcher of all time, Custer Posey

[Jacob Shivers @SHiVERSACE]

If the Chargers lose they should put out simultaneous posts. One of the losing score and one of Greg Roman being told to walk home from New England

[Jacob Shivers @SHiVERSACE]

Name a mf with more hernias than me right now (2)

[Dan Carlin @dccommonsense]

Those of you who don't know what authoritarianism looks like...this is it. All the gaslighting about previous presidents "what about...!!! Is bullshit. I've been talking about the slide towards NOW for 30+ years. Those earlier concerns were nothing. Now we are HERE.

[Dylan Wood @BaseballHstrn]

AJ Preller knows the fog is coming.

[𝐊𝐄𝐄𝐅🇵🇷 @KickinitwitKeef]

The prospect Cashman doesn’t want to trade… 🕊️

#Repbx

[Jacob Shivers @SHiVERSACE]

@bigtimeyearner The biggest W

[Jacob Shivers @SHiVERSACE]

No one should be surprised if we go to war. Vance literally said at that embarrassing parade “we would never ask you to go to war, unless we absolutely had to. And IF we absolutely had to, we would give you the best equipment.” Foreshadowing at its finest in the form of a lie

[Jacob Shivers @SHiVERSACE]

Guy that just learned about Pyramid Schemes: “What the FUCK were those Ancient Egyptians up to???”

[fart🔜BlizzCon'26 @ivussyx]

He just like me frfr

[Jacob Shivers @SHiVERSACE]

My grandma just said “Gulf of America” unironically

[Jacob Shivers @SHiVERSACE]

The mariners can’t even get Hyeseong Kim we’re fucking cooked

[Wrestling Pics & Clips @WrestleClips]

Christian casually having one of the coldest theme songs of all time

[Jacob Shivers @SHiVERSACE]

Making macaroni and cheese with anything other than macaroni makes it pasta and cheese and I will NOT be okay with it

[Jacob Shivers @SHiVERSACE]

Have you ever tried to write a cursive z?

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

The hardest Chinese character, requiring 62 strokes to write

[Jacob Shivers @SHiVERSACE]

@bigtimeyearner Congrats that’s big news