Scott Huber

If I had a dollar for every brain you didn't have I'd have one dollar

[Scott Huber @SHuber33]

Don’t take incorrectly used words in phrases for granite

[Scott Huber @SHuber33]

@dereksteez I still think about these lyrics.

[Scott Huber @SHuber33]

Wordle 1,581 X/6

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Okay yeah I actually hate this game why do I play it every day

[Scott Huber @SHuber33]

Two weeks ago, one of my socks mysteriously disappeared in my laundry. It was a really good sock. So I didn’t throw its pair away. I kept it because I believed its brother would show back up.

Tonight the missing sock reappeared. What a feeling. What a goddamn amazing feeling.

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

BREAKING: The Phoenix Suns are trading two-time NBA Finals MVP Kevin Durant to the Houston Rockets for Jalen Green, Dillon Brooks, the No. 10 pick in the 2025 draft and five second-round picks, sources tell ESPN.

[Houston Rockets @HoustonRockets]

Back to postseason basketball 🚀

[Scott Huber @SHuber33]

Well this aged poorly

[Scott Huber @SHuber33]

I’m sorry, Giants fans. I really sympathize with you about Saquon. But as bad as things may look, there’s always a chance things won’t work out ✊

[Scott Huber @SHuber33]

1/2/25: House of Que Trivia Champs

Team Name: Non-Lethal Snipers
(named after a dream I had)

Pivotal Answers:
-Dagobah (the name of Yoda’s home planet in Episode V) (8 points)
-La-La (the name of the yellow Teletubby) (8 points)

👑👑👑👑👑👑

[Scott Huber @SHuber33]

All I want for Christmas is a @poke_doku_ grid with Kalos / Fairy / Monotype combos 🙏

[Scott Huber @SHuber33]

@State_Champs : *drops album in November*

My top 5 most listened-to songs of 2024 on my Spotify Wrapped that thought they made the cut:

[Roy Drones Jr @chiweethedog]

I think I’d like to do this for about 17 hours

[Scott Huber @SHuber33]

Instead of throwing it out, I decided to have a Viking funeral for my chapstick that just ran out. Rest easy, champ. Thanks for your service after all these years 🫡

[Scott Huber @SHuber33]

The first football game I ever went to was Cowboys vs Jets with my brother.

That same game was when Tyron Smith made his professional debut.

Full circle. And now @JimHube and I share a LT now. Kinda cool.

[Ian Rapoport @RapSheet]

Source: The #Jets are expected to sign former #Cowboys All-Pro and Pro Bowl LT Tyron Smith, a new blindside protector for Aaron Rodgers.

[Scott Huber @SHuber33]

I’m sorry, Giants fans. I really sympathize with you about Saquon. But as bad as things may look, there’s always a chance things won’t work out ✊

[Scott Huber @SHuber33]

I love this shit that Apple does with my camera roll bc it looks like I’m presenting the memories like the title of a PowerPoint presentation

[Alperen @alperennsengun]

Halloween is over but the monster is still here 🎃💀😤

[Scott Huber @SHuber33]

The beats per minute of my car’s blinkers perfectly align with “Just Tonight” by Jimmy Eat World and MAN was that satisfying to discover

[Scott Huber @SHuber33]

@TroyOBrienn Let’s get a lobster roll tonight

[Troyoboyo @TroyOBrienn]

First tee time of the szn booked ⛳️