Sam Arregui-Guzman

you say “bleeding heart liberal” like it’s a bad thing

[Sam Arregui-Guzman @SIAGuzman]

My dancing grandpa; a thread

[Khashoggi’s Ghost 🇺🇦🌻 @UROCKlive1]

You guys, I've found it.

I know there's a lot of incredibly stupid things on this app, but I have found the dumbest tweet in the entire history of tweeting.

Do share this with the Swifties so they can have a good laugh.

[Chris D. Jackson @ChrisDJackson]

🚨 President Biden has called Governor Ron DeSantis to inform him that he has approved an Emergency Declaration for Florida AHEAD of Hurricane Idalia.

Further, President Biden has ordered FEMA to PRE-DEPLOY personnel and assets and vowez that Florida has his full support as they prepare for Idalia and its aftermath.

Remember when the Former Guy threatened to withhold emergency funding for states that weren't nice to him?

Thank God we now have a president who puts people first and takes care of All CITIZENS, regardless of their political beliefs. 🙏

[Democrats @TheDemocrats]

This is what failure looks like.

[Sam Arregui-Guzman @SIAGuzman]

television peaked when Izzy cut Denny’s LVAD wire to move him up the transplant list, that’s it that’s the tweet

[Sam Arregui-Guzman @SIAGuzman]

@loveliane__ And then they have the audacity to be like “oh…are you working?” Like bro YES I am a lawyer and it’s 2pm on a Tuesday, what did you think I’d be doing

[Robert Garcia @RobertGarcia]

look all I’m saying is I may instagram live this.

[Sam Arregui-Guzman @SIAGuzman]

@taylorswift13 girl we need an the album called The Vault with all vault songs asap

[Qasim Rashid, Esq. @QasimRashid]

Worker: I can't live on $7.25/hr

GOP: So go to college

W: I can't afford $100K tuition

GOP: Take out loans

W: I can't afford to pay these at 8% interest

GOP: No one forced you to go to college

W: But you just said—

Billionaire: I NEED MORE MONEY!

GOP: Here's a $2T Tax Cut

[Read Jackson Rising @JPHilllllll]

The onion saw it coming

[syhnner @syhnner]

The “A” in her name stands for always right

[Sam Arregui-Guzman @SIAGuzman]

Literally no one:
Me, the last two months: “so basically Scandoval is like if Chandler was secretly cheating on Monica with Rachel for like 7 months and Joey knew about it the whole time and didn’t say anything”

[Sarah Bellum @tamsully12]

WITHOUT GOOGLING
Name a famous historic battle.

[Ritchie Torres @RitchieTorres]

House Republicans get $79 per day for meals and incidentals.

Poor people get $2 per meal under SNAP.

Republicans want to cut $2 for the poor while pocketing nearly 40 times as much for their own meals.

Sound fair to you?

[Sam Arregui-Guzman @SIAGuzman]

“If I was a millennial I would know the difference between The Backstreet Boys and N*SYNC”

[her all along. @jayemonet]

This is why “get over slavery” is tone-deaf to say. Pain and agony is generational. And still so close to present. Congrats to Halle!

[Sam Arregui-Guzman @SIAGuzman]

@jessicahvilla QUEEEEEN!!!!! SO PROUDDDDD

[Sam Arregui-Guzman @SIAGuzman]

@francisrox You too angel!!!!

[solé @layxsnv]

We Rushed To Be Grown Now Look At Us. Complaining About Dollar Tree Going Up A Quarter 😂😭