Staten Island Dump

I'm the greatest dump in the world!

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Firefighter goes berzerk at Staten Island little league game http://t.co/XtxkFP7uWq

[Mike Cavitolo @Mike_Cavitolo]

I hate living in staten island

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BREAKING: SURPRISE GUEST AT TONIGHT'S LOUIS CK SHOW IS KID ROCK

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"Twinkies are basically a fugazi cannoli. GET OUTTA HERE WITH THAT"

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I've been a man-made disaster for 30 years. No one visits me :(

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Rumor: Ghostface Killah will be escorting President Obama around the rugged lands of Shoalin upon his arrival tomorrow afternoon

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New Twitter account idea: SIFerrisWheel

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Campaign update: Mike Grimm challenges 8th grader to a fight after school. "I'm gonna rearrange this kid's face," Grimm said.

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Developing: An 8th grader stole Mike Grimm's lunch money.

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I'LL BE THERE RT @ICONiChrisKT: Workin' hard.....gettin' ready!! Are YOU ready Staten Island?? October 2nd!!!! http://t.co/LV6HUxbA

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WARNING about local beaches: be careful when going into the water, because it's disgusting.

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Something to be proud of? RT @MelissaSChapman: Oh Staten island you slay me

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Durp RT @NBCNewYork: Drunk driver crashes into Staten Island home: police http://t.co/hi1OyvLn

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Let me know if any of you guys hear the ice cream truck. My back is killing me.

[Wesley Morris @Wesley_Morris]

Just to be clear: Donna Summer is a legend. Donna *Summers* is a paralegal on Staten Island.

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nah, bro. stay outta here. don't want u here. RT @davidhoang: Honest question: Is there ever any reason I should go to Staten Island?

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this... RT @Rapper_Rich: I ate lunch at a chilli's in Staten island and had sex with a drunk hair dresser

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what? OH, GOD NO... RT @itsgriffsi: carraba's has closed...

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c'mon guys it's a hockey game. How hard is this? http://t.co/qp0jbGgE

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Carraba's, DUH! RT @JesseBlum: What great italian restaurant in staten island starts with a C @SIDump