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2025 Number 1 buyer of Irwin’s Potato Breads, Sainsbury’s Balham.

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A joy to watch.

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I’m saying this now, in the dead of night, when no one’s paying attention, without recent prompting, for future reference: They’re going to kill Cox and “JD, where do you think we are?” me, aren’t they? And I’m going to weep.

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@qikipedia How big a bottle?

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@wtowandsworth Thought you might like this shot of one of your team hard at work tonight in Tooting Market.

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Utterly blown away by how lax @FlyAirNZ are being with people's personal information. I've contacted them three times to let them know that my email address has been put against someone else's booking and they've done nothing.

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@HYPEBEAST Strong Heineken vibes.

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@fesshole I can’t get past the fact that you names your daughters 5 and 8.

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@BritishGQ I hope the article is better written than this tweet.

[Steph @StephanieYeboah]

Whoever came up with this subheading? Sensational work.

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I’ve been watching American football for over thirty years. I have no idea about American football. How the fuck did that just happen? #NFLPlayoffs

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@bill_mcconkey Snake Eyes and Optimus Prime.

Snake Eyes driving Optimus Prime!

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@InquizitionQuiz Round two, Q13. Spectacular. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

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@prodnose Magic Numbers supporting Franz Ferdinand. I thought it was a joke that I didn’t understand.

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Why THE FUCK am I paying for SkyQ if you’re going to ruin the shows I’m recording? Braindead planning. How has no one who works there questioned this? Imbeciles.

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@SkySportsPL Why THE FUCK are you showing the F1 results during the Chelsea Arsenal match? Some people actually want to watch the race after the football finishes. What kind of moron, no-nothing, useless producer is running this shitshow?

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Luckily, @Channel4's #Hunted has taught me that there will be HD footage available from the station with clear sight of his face in close up and we will be able to trace his escape from the surrounding shop's 4K CCTV.
https://t.co/Y9PMTGiQ6W

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Did not see this one coming. What a performance.

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FINAL: @MiamiDolphins win BIG against Buffalo.

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*GOOGLE IS PAC-MAN KLAXON*

This is not a drill!

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got the DUB!