࿈ ┊ 𝐖𝐄𝐀𝐏𝐎𝐍 𝓸𝓯 𝐖𝐀𝐑

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀「 𝙻𝙴𝚃 𝙳𝙰𝚈𝙻𝙸𝙶𝙷𝚃 𝙳𝚁𝚈 𝚈𝙾𝚄𝚁 𝚃𝙴𝙰𝚁𝚂, @noblewits 」

[࿈ ┊ 𝐖𝐄𝐀𝐏𝐎𝐍 𝓸𝓯 𝐖𝐀𝐑 @SILVERSHEATHE]

𝘉𝘖𝘜𝘕𝘋 𝘉𝘠 𝘓𝘖𝘝𝘌 / 𝘗𝘜𝘙𝘗𝘖𝘚𝘌 𝘍𝘌𝘋
ʜᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ + ᴘɪɴɴᴇᴅ ʙʏ @ᴀᴄɢᴏʀ

[࿈ ┊ 𝐖𝐄𝐀𝐏𝐎𝐍 𝓸𝓯 𝐖𝐀𝐑 @SILVERSHEATHE]

Speaking of woke, where’s Erwin…

[࿈ ┊ 𝐖𝐄𝐀𝐏𝐎𝐍 𝓸𝓯 𝐖𝐀𝐑 @SILVERSHEATHE]

He’s a flat earther.

[: ̗̀➛ ✧ . * 𝗁𝖾𝚊𝚍 𝖾𝚗𝚐𝗂𝚗𝖾𝖾𝚛 ‧₊˚ @thxnderspexrs]

erwin smith.

[࿈ ┊ 𝐖𝐄𝐀𝐏𝐎𝐍 𝓸𝓯 𝐖𝐀𝐑 @SILVERSHEATHE]

Elaborate.

[: ̗̀➛ ✧ . * 𝗁𝖾𝚊𝚍 𝖾𝚗𝚐𝗂𝚗𝖾𝖾𝚛 ‧₊˚ @thxnderspexrs]

you’re doing plenty of woke shit.

[࿈ ┊ 𝐖𝐄𝐀𝐏𝐎𝐍 𝓸𝓯 𝐖𝐀𝐑 @SILVERSHEATHE]

We don’t do that woke shit around here.

[: ̗̀➛ ✧ . * 𝗁𝖾𝚊𝚍 𝖾𝚗𝚐𝗂𝚗𝖾𝖾𝚛 ‧₊˚ @thxnderspexrs]

apple.

[디코인 Decoine @leviejzn]

에루리~

[࿈ ┊ 𝐖𝐄𝐀𝐏𝐎𝐍 𝓸𝓯 𝐖𝐀𝐑 @SILVERSHEATHE]

You’ve got chores to do.

[the d͟e͟v͟i͟l͟. @usurperofwar]

…tired.

[࿈ ┊ 𝐖𝐄𝐀𝐏𝐎𝐍 𝓸𝓯 𝐖𝐀𝐑 @SILVERSHEATHE]

@noblewits You’re taking too long in the shitter. Did you die in there?

[John “The Neanderthal” Fetterman @CavemanSenator]

Still holding down the fort this morning

[John “The Neanderthal” Fetterman @CavemanSenator]

Im gonna blow the fucking Easter bunny’s head straight off his fucking shoulders if he breaks into my house tonight

[࿈ ┊ 𝐖𝐄𝐀𝐏𝐎𝐍 𝓸𝓯 𝐖𝐀𝐑 @SILVERSHEATHE]

What, like stick me on a cross with nails? Sounds like a normal evening for you and me.

( Snorts. )

[︎ ︎ ︎ 𝖊𝘅𝗲𝗰𝘂𝘁𝗶𖦹𝗻͟𝗲͟𝗿͟. @noblewits]

( and it’s a smirk erwin just loves* to evoke whenever he can. )

i never knew you were so deceiving, levi. you know, they crucify you for doing so these days. you should be careful.

[࿈ ┊ 𝐖𝐄𝐀𝐏𝐎𝐍 𝓸𝓯 𝐖𝐀𝐑 @SILVERSHEATHE]

( Tilts his head just so. ) … Hah. I take it you know you’re not supposed to be here, either.

Where are your parents?

[: ̗̀➛ ✧ . * 𝗁𝖾𝚊𝚍 𝖾𝚗𝚐𝗂𝚗𝖾𝖾𝚛 ‧₊˚ @thxnderspexrs]

[ head tilt- 37°. confused. slowly shaking her head. ]

[࿈ ┊ 𝐖𝐄𝐀𝐏𝐎𝐍 𝓸𝓯 𝐖𝐀𝐑 @SILVERSHEATHE]

I’m a perfectly well-behaved and polite man, Beardy. I don’t know what gave you the impression that I was anything but docile.

[𝐙𝐄𝐊𝐄 ✦ @KEMONOKYOJlN]

is that so? another direct command for you to follow? i forget how docile you can be.

[࿈ ┊ 𝐖𝐄𝐀𝐏𝐎𝐍 𝓸𝓯 𝐖𝐀𝐑 @SILVERSHEATHE]

( Muttering. ) I can’t imagine a life without you either.

[࿈ ┊ 𝐖𝐄𝐀𝐏𝐎𝐍 𝓸𝓯 𝐖𝐀𝐑 @SILVERSHEATHE]

( A barely there smirk, paired with a scoff. )

Oh, yeah. Textbook rake. No sense of loyalty.

[︎ ︎ ︎ 𝖊𝘅𝗲𝗰𝘂𝘁𝗶𖦹𝗻͟𝗲͟𝗿͟. @noblewits]

( he smiles, challenging and playful in nature. )

we have a decent amount of co-workers, captain. do you do everything we do with all the others?

[࿈ ┊ 𝐖𝐄𝐀𝐏𝐎𝐍 𝓸𝓯 𝐖𝐀𝐑 @SILVERSHEATHE]

/ after i catch up to s4 invincible maybe. theres a dilf thats got me locked in

[࿈ ┊ 𝐖𝐄𝐀𝐏𝐎𝐍 𝓸𝓯 𝐖𝐀𝐑 @SILVERSHEATHE]

/ i want to redo my pinned … tears hair out

[࿈ ┊ 𝐖𝐄𝐀𝐏𝐎𝐍 𝓸𝓯 𝐖𝐀𝐑 @SILVERSHEATHE]

( Crouches down carefully. )

Oi. You know you can’t be here, right.

[: ̗̀➛ ✧ . * 𝗁𝖾𝚊𝚍 𝖾𝚗𝚐𝗂𝚗𝖾𝖾𝚛 ‧₊˚ @thxnderspexrs]

* 👋 [ hello!! ]

[࿈ ┊ 𝐖𝐄𝐀𝐏𝐎𝐍 𝓸𝓯 𝐖𝐀𝐑 @SILVERSHEATHE]

@noblewits

[࿈ ┊ 𝐖𝐄𝐀𝐏𝐎𝐍 𝓸𝓯 𝐖𝐀𝐑 @SILVERSHEATHE]

( Why Is There A Kid Here. )

[࿈ ┊ 𝐖𝐄𝐀𝐏𝐎𝐍 𝓸𝓯 𝐖𝐀𝐑 @SILVERSHEATHE]

. . . ?

[: ̗̀➛ ✧ . * 𝗁𝖾𝚊𝚍 𝖾𝚗𝚐𝗂𝚗𝖾𝖾𝚛 ‧₊˚ @thxnderspexrs]

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