Kelsey

I needed a new bio but ran out of clever things to say.

[Kelsey @SIMMONS_3pt0]

Oh hey I'm in a band and we're finally releasing some more music.

https://t.co/C3iJ8xFyPJ

[Kelsey @SIMMONS_3pt0]

I got called "sir" today at the gym and nearly crashed out. Fuck put me in the grave already ig

[Kelsey @SIMMONS_3pt0]

My band mates hate me because I can't play in time and just call it ✨prog✨

Anyway go check us out on Spotify https://t.co/NSyX3wNl8Y

[Kelsey @SIMMONS_3pt0]

You know what's fucking wild to me? I've added 100lbs to my lat pulldown since I've started lifting. I know it's over 2 years, but still. Just crazy thinking where I started not so long ago.

[Kelsey @SIMMONS_3pt0]

Moving back into my house after 6 months of repairs and seeing @Erra_Band this week. Shaping up to be a solid week.

[Kelsey @SIMMONS_3pt0]

@X_Social_Help Bro have you heard about gender adapters for cables and pipes? Those are on the chopping block too!

[Kelsey @SIMMONS_3pt0]

@iAmDevyn Nah you should be fine. Your battery will probably be dead though.

[Kelsey @SIMMONS_3pt0]

@ryanhallyall When we got hit with a tornado in Oklahoma on Nov 2, digital sources were our only information for a couple hours. Definitely grateful for the digital space and the local channels. They are our lifelines down here.

[Kelsey @SIMMONS_3pt0]

I really need to stop taking time off from the gym. Makes me feel sooooo bad whenever I go back.

[Kelsey @SIMMONS_3pt0]

@A_dmg04 Currently, being able to inspect keywords and items in POE2 and get every detail about it. All the information for buffs, debuffs, and damage values are in the game and accessible to every player without the need of 3rd party testing or information.

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@Aztecross @GamerSupps y'all's Mara Sov waifu cup survived a tornado lmao
Video credit: me

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@X_Social_Help Red

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Some things should stay buried

[Kelsey @SIMMONS_3pt0]

@AscendantNomad Get ready bud. It's not fun after about year 2 or so.

[Y2Khailey.exe @HaileyEira]

This happened 16 years ago in Halo 3. It's one of the rarest things to happen in gaming history.

Player throws a sticky nade at an enemy, who catches it in his hand while throwing a frag nade back, making the sticky nade stick to the frag nade before getting thrown back.

Halo 3's physics are the best.

[Kelsey @SIMMONS_3pt0]

Anyway thanks twitter for letting me shout thoughts into the void.

[Kelsey @SIMMONS_3pt0]

I've been using bench press as a metric for my weightlifting progress.
When I started may '23 I was struggling for 155 on a smith machine.
This time last year I finally hit 2 plates as my one rep max. And I just now hit 2 plates paused for 7. Feel pretty good about that.

[Kelsey @SIMMONS_3pt0]

I stg people that hate big trucks and loud vehicles are more obsessed with our dicks than we are lmao

[Kelsey @SIMMONS_3pt0]

@andycizek @thisismonuments Nothin but the best for y'all ❤️

[Kelsey @SIMMONS_3pt0]

I walk around all the time feeling like a fat piece of shit and then get a pump at the gym and realize it's not so bad.

I mean I'm still a fat piece of shit but at least I feel better about it ig.