The Simple Republic

The Simple Republic is built on one principle: a government its citizens can fully understand is a government its citizens actually control.

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I didn't want to keep arguing on behalf of existing political platforms so I made my own. You can listen to it in 90 minutes or skim the summary at the top of each page in just a few minutes. Give it a shot and spread the good word if you like it.

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@TPV_John Trump could brutally eviscerate children on live TV and no one would do shit. America is pussies wall-to-wall. "HOLY MCGUACAMOLE DUDES!"

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@FmrRepMTG They're not going to end the fucking Indians because Elon bought the fucking Indians by giving Trump's fat, retarded, ass $300M+ to import INFINITY FUCKING INDIANS.

Maybe you shouldn't have quit politics then you could investigate Trump & Elon for fucking kids with Epstein?

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@VladTheInflator I feel like $150k wipes out 99.5% of people?

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@The_SecretShow Thank god someone finally commented on how disgustingly gay Bryan Johnson looks.

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@MadeManRee495 @mymixtapez I gotchu fam!
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Be sure to tell all your fully grown adult family members and friends there are little baby cartoons on YouTube that will teach them to read. If they can't type "learn read" then they can hold the microphone button and say "me learn read"

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@SpeakSamuel Cuckface.

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@emsuncleronnie

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@Vox_Oculi It didn't fall straight down in a physics-defying complete freefall like the World Trade Centers did.

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@GoodAmericanMan As soon as I found out she's dating a Jew...

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@TeamTrump47 She completed her task of sucking off every geriatric in the White House. She'll be moving onto her new role in Tel Aviv.

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@shesaloonydoll Agreed, but I was under the impression there would be a chaotic body card thirst trap somewhere.

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@KerryHolmekb This shit goes so hard

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@shesaloonydoll @GoodAmericanMan Exactly.

I pity them but it's also getting more and more exhausting pretending a bunch of kissless, handholdless, virgins, are going to actually do anything other than make gay edits.

They either need to join IRL organizations or commit to bottom surgeries.

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@ByAnyMeansMovie More "kill whitey" porn 🙄
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@DrRemilio I thought this was Clavicular 🫣

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@BasilTheGreat In China, the cops get vaginas instead of guns.

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@NextTopMD He's 100% going to transmax.

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@NotSolWalker @ryanhungateCTO I have never bent over and picked up anything in my life.

Squats are the only useful exercise ...for sitting on toilets.