SlobTheBuilder

whatever the chaotic opposite of my instagram is. || send help. || he/him || venmo: SilasMc

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Happy to report that I'm now Sitting

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Gonna delete the app. Find me on bsky at silasmc 💙

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If you're in Portland and wanna march with like-minded ppl in direct opposition to the big, stupid, ugly, wastes of money that have sailed in for fleet week, please join me tomorrow!! I'll be there! Militarism is stupid!!! And a waste of your money!!! And it destroys everything!!

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@jenniperlofez I've never had a watchediank masterbcini better than what my mom used to cook when I was a kid 😩😋

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This app has turned into Facebook 2.0. I think I'm gonna leave

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forgot how to tweet

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Me to myself #brainrot

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In my Why Bother Having A Fashion Sense When You Could Just Wear Earth Tones era

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Just gonna start referring to my outfits as different eras

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In my
It Finally Dipped Below 80° For A Day Era

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He loves a recording weekend at band house

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Going to the euphemism, does anyone need anything

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My boss really wants me to come in tomorrow

and not even like in a sexy way

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Adding "and not even like in a sexy way" to 100% of all my complaints from here on out

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Adding "and not even like in a sexy way" to 100% of all my complaints from here on out

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Twenty twenty threen't

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Twenty twenty twon't

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Getting some good* tweets in before I delete this app on January 1

*stupid

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so then the bartender looks over and says, "I'm sorry, we only serve cunt here"

Idk what the setup for this is but there's the punchline

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My boss really puts the Ass in pAssive aggressive

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Please give my compliments to the Jeff

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Katie got me a robe for Christmas

Lmk if you have any glasses of Chardonnay you need me to hold while gazing longingly out the front window on a cold evening cuz I'm the main character now

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I have spilled exactly two (2) fizzy drinks in my truck today what have y'all been up to

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what

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wait... wait yeah why didn't I think of this

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@thejenerator_ sorry

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@thejenerator_ U got rink-rolled