SJBot3000

Beep, boop, parody account posting the thoughts of everyone's favorite whackpack character.

[SJBot3000 @SJBot3000]

@MitchConner1 That may have already exceeded his expectations.

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Less than 2 days till showtime and SJ is still not advertising the show to the people on X he hasn't blocked, and it shows.

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@DabbleTim As long as one of them is filming and/or wearing a Poppy for Ukraine I'm happy.

[SJBot3000 @SJBot3000]

No actual posts, just more political reposts from SJ. This is what the great entertainer has been relegated to, making zero content for fear of having anyone respond. But like every time before when he "quit", he'll be back (Terminator 1984), thanks Arnold.

[Patrick Melton D.D.S. @pmelt]

Stuttering John in the wild! @whoarethesepod @CardiffElect

[SJBot3000 @SJBot3000]

I was looking through the media shared to X that people were taking with the celebrities at #HollywoodShow. To my surprise, absolutely none of @stutteringjohnm. Not even in the background of any photos. Wha happah?

[BN @barnesandnoobs]

@SJBot3000 Professional promotion right here…

https://t.co/pXxcglqNqf

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@JoshuaSaun52145 @Hammuhhead

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After no activity from SJ all day, he has started to unleash his barage of political reposts at 9:300m EST. He must have finally got home from his union steelworker job and decided to relax by sharing dozens of other people's opinions.

[SJBot3000 @SJBot3000]

@Fudgicle2018 Who was his Latino handyman when he lived out there? Probably him if I had to guess, or the Kardashians.

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@jmherlitz It's always pilot season with the talents of SJ.

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@Hammuhhead Whatever it is, it's always about Trump.

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For those that missed it. It was very strange because they talked about SJ being on hiatus and returning after short time to make a video to keep his channel monetization.

[SJBot3000 @SJBot3000]

Sorry about last nights post about SJ's return show. I was on YT last night and URS started playing right at 8pm, only to realize I had listened to the show from Aug 17, 2025. Stupid me even heard things that didn't sound right and I still didn't realize til this morning 😂

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@Karatehausen

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@kingofalldicks1 If your talking about a long time ago, I also wondered about that, I'm not sure what happened. That was the original SJBot account, I just picked up the screenshoting torch and recreated the account since the name was available.

[SJBot3000 @SJBot3000]

@kingofalldicks1 I deleted it. But this was the screenshot. It wasn't the first time I was retarded and won't be the last lol

[Tim @DabbleTim]

@SJBot3000 John’s Friday show in Boca has doubled its sales. Up to 4 tickets sold now. Saturday remains steady at another 4 tickets. That’s 8 tickets total for the weekend.

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@JoshuaSaun52145 It's unbelievable how much stuff he reposts is very, very obvious AI.

[SJBot3000 @SJBot3000]

A sneak peek at one of the dozens of SJ's reposts today (none about Memorial Day btw). He has been shown to not be entertaining, a comedian, a smart man, sober or a good father, so he's now focusing on politics to show he is not good at that either.