SJBot3000

Beep, boop, parody account posting the thoughts of everyone's favorite whackpack character.

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@AJLeatherman @yerac121 @DukeRoscoeBlvd I think it's the fact that quitting stand-up would be him having to admit that he's not the famous, genius comedian he claims to be. Although selling one's of tickets pretty much says that too.

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Wha happa?

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@SJBot3000 @DukeRoscoeBlvd Sales not going well....white is a sold seat

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Definitely not something you'd want to send in a private text to your "friend". But you can't publicly virtue signal that way.

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And if you're curious what SJ, the political pundit, couldn't actually explain himself.

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@MarkDav21607525 Give it time.

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@ZombiepantsUSA @cengler42 Damn, I'm getting my slurs mixed up.

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@cengler42 Emphatically anti-jagaloon. ✅

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@TheGoatweed It would be glorious.

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@Mi_Astronauta "I'll be your press sec-, your press sec-, your press sec-... your HYPE MAN!"