@O2 Your website has just crashed whilst taking payment for a phone. It's now taken the full payment four times. I've been on hold for 25 mins, no current option for live chat. Disgraceful!
@unitedutilities I'm out for a meal shortly, and there isn't a trickle from the tap.
Please can you send some buckets of water to my home address please? Warm would be nice. Thanks.