GrandOldPenguin 🐧

Artist who paints with words. Author of Penguins of Madagascar and Zootopia fan fiction. Conservative firebrand. #Trump2024 🇺🇸🐧🐰🦊

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Happy Election Day! The couple that votes together stays together! Get your tail to the polls and vote for Donald J. Trunk to make Zootopia great again! #Zootopia #ElectionDay #Trump2024 🇺🇸

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#DaylightSavingTimeEnds 🔙🕐

Cher - If I Could Turn Back Time (Lyrics) https://t.co/5etwp0V0ec via @YouTube

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If you vote for even one Democrat, you are a Democrat.

Never vote for a Democrat.

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A victory toot-toot? Or the horror version of Zootopia where Nick comes at you with an ice hook?

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Do WildeHopps kits go trick-or-treating or "hustle-or-treating"?

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In one week, we make Zootopia great again!

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A good general rule.

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Connecticut is too far gone. #CTPolitics

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I nEeD tO bE pOlItIcAlLy NeUtRaL oR eLsE mY fRiEnDs WoUlD cAnCeL mE aNd My EmPlOyEr SaYs It'S a BiG nO-nO

I can't stand pseudoconservative pussies. If you're on the right, act like it, the consequences be damned.

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A scary thing about elections is that they are often decided by people who don't pay attention to politics year-round.

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With how woke the military is these days, Davy is actually considering retiring from the Navy.

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The Biden-Harris term will end three months from today! #Inauguration2025 #EndOfAnError

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Gone are the days of $2 pawpsicles. Unfortunately, in today's economy, a pawpsicle now costs $3.50.

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We are all either Mrs. Tweed or Amos Slade.

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Wilde-Hopps 2024! Make Zootopia Great Again! #Zootopia

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"President Wilde, what do you have to say about the new tax bill?"

"Well, will I sign the bill? Yes, yes, I will. Every mammal should pay the same low rate of 0% that I paid my first 20 years of work. The government will instead generate all revenue by selling pawpsicles."

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Monthly pledge: There is one month until the 2024 presidential election. I will be voting for the Republican nominee.

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To celebrate the fourth anniversary of my fanfic Getting Into Character: Zootopia, in which an accident causes Jason Bateman, Ginnifer Goodwin, and Tiny Lister (before he passed) to turn into their characters, here's a DALL-E I ran in 2022 with Jason/Nick. https://t.co/mEvNRxRlpS

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At the Connecticut State Capitol in Hartford. A beautiful building (1878) where very little good ever happens, unfortunately.