spring onion

i hate it here but i can’t leave #blacklivesmatter. #freepalestine🇵🇸. fuck the tories. she/her. 🌈🖤.

[ᵕ̈ @byeolbitxing]

tour announcements be like “ticket sales in 24 hrs!! you shouldve applied for presale yesterday!! tickets are $700 btw!!” LIKE FUCK YOUUU

[spring onion @SJHMX]

really is soooo humbling to still feel like you’re too young to be an adult at 26 and see the majority of your age mates with mortgages, marriages and babies. life truly comes at you fast

[oatmeal influencer @acechhh]

I suffered from an eating disorder in my youth and there’s a certain celebrity who every time I see on here absolutely triggers me lol

[ɳყαɦ! @JINKIESBTCH]

when u poop n ur stomach ache goes away>>>

[spring onion @SJHMX]

@flvral have you seen the deuxmoi that suggested he actually paid to win the award cause he was worried about becoming irrelevant? always take those pages with a pinch of salt but it feels like it checks out in this case lmao

[spring onion @SJHMX]

he gives off such strong ‘overly confident boyfriend of one of your friends that thinks everyone loves him but you all secretly think he’s a bit of a dickhead’ vibes. like thinks he’s way funnier and smarter than he actually is but is generally harmless

[Pop Base @PopBase]

John Krasinski as People’s Sexiest Man Alive.

[spring onion @SJHMX]

accidentally parked in the wrong car park and had to pay £32.95 for five hours worth of parking. would have been less painful to kms

[spring onion @SJHMX]

as someone who’s loved the band since they were like 9 and listened with their dad i just think it’s odd you’d stop listening to them cause you care more about keeping a man who beat his fiancé up on stage than the music you supposedly love but whatever

[spring onion @SJHMX]

sooo many men commenting “not kasabian without tom” all over their socials as if they don’t sound the same without him? serge has always sung on almost all their songs and they’re still killer live but god forbid they have some integrity and kick a domestic abuser out the band

[spring onion @SJHMX]

like i genuinely cba for any chat about men’s mental health of male loneliness or whatever. you actually do that to yourselves. you only value the opinion of other men anyway so it doesn’t matter if the women around you care you only take in the horrible shit other men say and do

[spring onion @SJHMX]

superfan at the bham kasabian gig was given the mic to propose to his gf and was obviously very emotional and all the men in the crowd started booing him and it was mainly women who cheered when she said yes. fucking losers. how can you moan about men’s mental health and do that

[spring onion @SJHMX]

new amyl and the sniffers album goes so hard i started looking up tour dates 30 seconds in

[Tofu Tomato 🍅 @oluwatofunmii_]

Exactly this.

[leoni horton👻 @leonihorton94]

dreadful news to wake up to, but don’t pretend like the rise of right wing ignorance is a problem only america is facing. calling america stupid like there weren’t racists rioting in the uk two months ago. it’s a problem for all of us.

[veet @vveetto]

trying to have conversations without mentioning that one rly big thing that’s happening today

[29. @shaniicetee]

Waking up at 06:45 in the UK to see congratulations trump trending is horrifying work

[The Seagull Has Landed @Red__Tim]

I think what I'm least looking forward to from a UK perspective is liberal talking heads congratulating themselves that "at least we're not heading that way over here" when any clear-eyed analysis of the last election result will demonstrate that's *exactly* the path we are on.