Samuel Horton-Martin

Trans author (he/him) A hot mess with many opinions. My beloved husband Wayne -- my Person, died 9/17/19. Expect lots of posts about grief and loss. ❤️

[Samuel Horton-Martin @SJMartinWrites]

I'm on the left, my husband is on the right. One of my very favourite photos of the two of us. :) #transguytwitter

[Samuel Horton-Martin @SJMartinWrites]

My first thought was, “Take THAT fuckface!”, then I felt like a terrible human, remembered I hate guns and that preschoolers have active shooter drills, prayed that he would be okay.

(Actually—I hoped he would be terrified and at LEAST feel like he stepped on a giant Lego.)

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@SnarkMaster3000 @Acyn S A M E! 🤣

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Click here to support Optimistic mess seeks help healing after loss. organized by https://t.co/h8cFxdezL1 #GoFundMe

Hello, friends. This was crazy hard to post. I’m digging out of a deep and horrid hole of depression/grief. If y’all have anything to spare, I’d appreciate it. ❤️

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Lala and James should 100% Best Guest Appearance in a Variety Special Emmys next year.

They are bringing AWESOME and perfect mean girl energy. It’s giving me life.

#vanderpumprulesreunion #lalakent #JamesKennedy #TeamAriana

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Me, six weeks ago: “I’ve never watched Vanderpump Rules. Who’s Ariana?”

Me, right now: “HE DARES TO BLAME MY QUEEN?!??”

#VanderpumpRulesfinale #TeamAriana #FuckHimAndHisStupidPenisFlute

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HOLY. CRAP.

Raise your hand if you haven’t blinked in the last 30 minutes. 😳

#TeamAriana #pumprules #RIPPenisFlute #VanderpumpRulesfinale

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@queermarch Wild horses couldn’t keep me away! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

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@CatieOsaurus The only way this could be MORE intense is if you also had to calculate how long it would take you to pick it up in Boston in 2 days, leaving on a train going 50mph, during a blizzard, uphill, assuming the gale force winds were blowing from the SSW…😮

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@boothrebecca @CatieOsaurus Same! 😳

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I’m okay, friends. Well, okay in accepting and embracing the NOT okay. #grief #lgbtqiawidower #griefjourney #effcancer Check out Sam's video! #TikTok https://t.co/tzfCZcKyWn

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@phriendlyphotog Friend, there is not enough Claritin in the G-D world right now…😕

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@fibro_unicorn @chriscolfer @briandannelly @Ashley_Fink @CynthiaSchames Best. Day. EVER. ❤️

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@HeidiOBrien8 Love and white light to you. My husband died in 2019, and I have to tell you—you WILL never be the same. But I PROMISE you that beauty and joy come back.

It’s a twisting, complicated, road—and grief is a wily as@hole, but you’ll build a life you want to live. Pinkie promise. ❤️

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@marliessmits64 I think yours is the ultimate bravery—wishing you love and light as you finish this chapter in your worldly tale and move onto the next one, free of pain and suffering. 💕

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@CatieOsaurus Followed you over here from…There™️. Man, their ENDLESS wankery must be exhausting. I post ADHD/ASD content and I either get lots of views—or, I basically talk to myself. I’ve given up trying to suss out rhyme or reason for it. The ableism and censorship is appalling. You. Rock.

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@carmel0075 Hotel California. I sang it to myself to make sure.

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@NathanJonesBook Run away. Run VERY far away.