Alan Smithee

Just some guy from Connecticut (again).

[Alan Smithee @SJMelnick]

@Cultaholic Sure he did, Will.

[Today Years Old @todayyearsold]

Dads when anyone touches the thermostat

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@Tradermayne @erickstevens82 Wait, who is that? With that form I was sure it was @usainbolt

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@Rainmaker1973 @PapaTkyo I don't care how he's doing it, it's still cool as hell.

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@JoezMcfLy I think there's actual holes that need to be filled far more importantly than getting a rental we don't need.

[Alan Smithee @SJMelnick]

@XueJia24682 Definitely nothing AI about this...

[MatLab crashes @memecrashes]

aren't you concerned that the left window is going at like 270km/h and the right window only at like 50km/h?

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@hashjenni My respect.

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@MLB KC

[Alan Smithee @SJMelnick]

@WhiteHouse It's this morons fault it's been over 4 in the first place! Stop blowing yourselves over fixing your own fuck ups, you idiots.

[mitra @mitrajoy_]

having our first trillionaire before everyone has access to clean water is a failure of the human species

[June @HoodieBrunson]

The Knicks have declined their invitation to the White House.

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@WWEREALONE You're absolutely braindead.

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@M_C_Phoenix @JebraFaushay 🤡

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@EricTrump @ufc @danawhite Sure thing, dope.

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@end3of6days9 AI shouldn't exist in this or any other picture.

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@robertliefeld He's a generational talent

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@GregAbbott_TX How'd that one work out for you, Emporer Hot Wheels?

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@YourAnonNews

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@barstoolsports What a fucking clown.