SJ

just chillin 🌞 a zelda nerd that occasionally leaves the house for concerts and festivals.📍Denver

[g @34rths]

I just decided I will no longer be wasting money this summer unless you want to hangout with me this weekend

[dr pepper diva @L0W_TIDE_]

they should invent a day that doesnt cost 40$

[Libriscent @libriscent]

You guys ever think about how there's random people out there who have a story about the weirdest person they've ever encountered and it's you

[˖ Ridhima 𓂀 ݁˖ @ridhima_z]

i refuse to spend my best boob years hiding them that's silly

[gosh believer @ducktelevision]

sometimes a big dawg (me) needs a pup cup (8-16 beers)

[julia @juumelo_]

boy I sure hope nothing pisses me off today! I say as I clock in to the pissing me off factory

[Omni ☕️ @InfernoOmni]

THE WORST THING YOU CAN DO IS LET THIS WORLD STEAL YOUR WHIMSY. PROTECT YOUR WHIMSY AT ALL COST. DON’T LET THESE JOYLESS MOTHERFUCKERS STEAL YOUR MAGIC.

[hera @shiningdaisies]

i am very self aware which unfortunately hasn't solved anything

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

anyone else love the vibe when you’re leaving a concert and everyone’s just walking on the roads together or just me

[✦ 𝓢𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓮 ✦🪐 @upshine3]

“You fucking idiot bitch” me to the video game character that I’m in full control of

[Noor ✭ @Noorthevirgo]

Sometimes I read a text and think what a crazy bitch and then press send

[SJ @SJ_chillin]

went out with my friends last night and had a dance floor make out with a stranger! nature is healing

[h @jamtoastaurchai]

People pleasing elephant: I can leave the room if you want it’s no problem for me

[𝘼𝙗𝙙𝙪𝙡 @abdulgoncrazy]

i laugh at my own jokes bc i am my target audience. y'all just happen to be there fr

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

“male loneliness epidemic” ohhh you mean the male consequence epidemic

[PeePee🎀 @peegzy1]

If you think girls are gold diggers, you've never seen how boys act when they discover a girl who lives alone.

[𝟮𝟭.🛸 @Big_tagg]

when i get more active on twitter thats how you know im getting insane again

[ana banana 🍌 @bahnaninh]

gosto de usar blusas decotadas porque gosto de ficar olhando pros meus próprios peitos

[girlboss mageboss guildboss boss boss sacha @thugmajesty7]

Idk how people drop their life savings on gambling I feel suicidal when I spent $20 on DoorDash and the food ends up being mid