︎ ︎︎ ︎︎ ︎︎ ︎ ︎︎ ︎︎ ︎︎ ˗ˏˋ 𝕷𝚄𝗖𖤐𝑺 ˎˊ˗

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[︎ ︎︎ ︎︎ ︎︎ ︎ ︎︎ ︎︎ ︎︎ ˗ˏˋ 𝕷𝚄𝗖𖤐𝑺 ˎˊ˗ @SKATlNGSTAR]

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‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍‍ ‍‍ ‍𖤐 𓂃 TEMP .ᐟ
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independent portrayal of ( 𖤐 𝓁ucas 𝓁ee ) :
scott pilgrim. ships w ╱ chem. muse is bi.

nsfw dni, mun is a minor. p*do ╱ maps dni.

[︎ ︎︎ ︎︎ ︎︎ ︎ ︎︎ ︎︎ ︎︎ ˗ˏˋ 𝕷𝚄𝗖𖤐𝑺 ˎˊ˗ @SKATlNGSTAR]

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i’m an actor. i have better things to do.
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[︎ ︎︎ ︎︎ ︎︎ ︎ ︎︎ ︎︎ ︎︎ ˗ˏˋ 𝕷𝚄𝗖𖤐𝑺 ˎˊ˗ @SKATlNGSTAR]

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tax evasion. imagine.

( he evades his taxes. )
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[︎ ︎︎ ︎︎ ︎︎ ︎ ︎︎ ︎︎ ︎︎ ˗ˏˋ 𝕷𝚄𝗖𖤐𝑺 ˎˊ˗ @SKATlNGSTAR]

‍‍‍ ‍‍‍ ‍‍‍ ‍‍‍
a chuckle! "man, you must've really
missed me, huh? damn .. i'm sorry
for kinda disappearing off the face
of the earth, lor. had to fly to paris
so i could shoot a movie. should've
told you first."
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[Best Baddie @FunkyDiscoQueen]

“…LUCAS! 💕💕💕”

Loretta ran to him, jumping into his arms and hugging him.

[︎ ︎︎ ︎︎ ︎︎ ︎ ︎︎ ︎︎ ︎︎ ˗ˏˋ 𝕷𝚄𝗖𖤐𝑺 ˎˊ˗ @SKATlNGSTAR]

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.. ✨!!

“babe! missed you.”
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[Best Baddie @FunkyDiscoQueen]

“…”

[︎ ︎︎ ︎︎ ︎︎ ︎ ︎︎ ︎︎ ︎︎ ˗ˏˋ 𝕷𝚄𝗖𖤐𝑺 ˎˊ˗ @SKATlNGSTAR]

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he’s back. for, like, the 50th time.
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[︎ ︎︎ ︎︎ ︎︎ ︎ ︎︎ ︎︎ ︎︎ ˗ˏˋ 𝕷𝚄𝗖𖤐𝑺 ˎˊ˗ @SKATlNGSTAR]

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loretta <3
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[‎ ‍‎ ‍ ‍‎‎ * 🔋 ⸝⸝ 𝖄𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐒𝐐𝐔𝐈𝐏. @ofsquips]

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‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍‍ ‍‍ ‍𖤐 𓂃 TEMP .ᐟ
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independent portrayal of ( 𖤐 𝓈quip ) :
be more chill. ships are not likely, but
MAY happen.

nsfw dni, mun is a minor. p*do ╱ maps
dni.

[︎ ︎︎ ︎︎ ︎︎ ︎ ︎︎ ︎︎ ︎︎ ˗ˏˋ 𝕷𝚄𝗖𖤐𝑺 ˎˊ˗ @SKATlNGSTAR]

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lucas is standing outside of the building, sighing.
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[Best Baddie @FunkyDiscoQueen]

Looking for @SKATlNGSTAR.

“LUCAS! LUCAS, WHERE ARE YOU?!”

[︎ ︎︎ ︎︎ ︎︎ ︎ ︎︎ ︎︎ ︎︎ ˗ˏˋ 𝕷𝚄𝗖𖤐𝑺 ˎˊ˗ @SKATlNGSTAR]

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“i WAS, but ..” sigh. “i don’t know, man. i really don’t.”
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[Todd Ingram @Vegan_Rockstar_]

"So....you planning on crashing the wedding?"

He asked. Don't worry. Todd is doing the same.

[︎ ︎︎ ︎︎ ︎︎ ︎ ︎︎ ︎︎ ︎︎ ˗ˏˋ 𝕷𝚄𝗖𖤐𝑺 ˎˊ˗ @SKATlNGSTAR]

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“the twins are definitely playing around
here. i doubt they’re doing their job. as
for the others, i have no idea.” shrug. “not
like i care about ‘em. nothing matters now.”
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[Todd Ingram @Vegan_Rockstar_]

"It's Gideon. What you expect. And where the fuck is the twins, Roxy and Matthew?"

He sighed.

"Plus I'm more mature than you."

Cap.

[︎ ︎︎ ︎︎ ︎︎ ︎ ︎︎ ︎︎ ︎︎ ˗ˏˋ 𝕷𝚄𝗖𖤐𝑺 ˎˊ˗ @SKATlNGSTAR]

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sucking his teeth. “be mature, todd.
it’s already hard knowing that the
bitch i’m supposed to be dating is
getting married to some musty - ass
guy she doesn’t even like.”
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[Todd Ingram @Vegan_Rockstar_]

"Cope, Lucas. You know that some actor like you can't compete with my looks."

TODD STICK TO THE PLAN!

[︎ ︎︎ ︎︎ ︎︎ ︎ ︎︎ ︎︎ ︎︎ ˗ˏˋ 𝕷𝚄𝗖𖤐𝑺 ˎˊ˗ @SKATlNGSTAR]

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“i’m not too thrilled to be guarding a place with YOU, either.”
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[Todd Ingram @Vegan_Rockstar_]

Todd is guarding the church of where the wedding is taking place.

"I can't believe that I gotta guard the church with Lucas...."

[︎ ︎︎ ︎︎ ︎︎ ︎ ︎︎ ︎︎ ︎︎ ˗ˏˋ 𝕷𝚄𝗖𖤐𝑺 ˎˊ˗ @SKATlNGSTAR]

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“you do? .. uuuuuh, i’d be happy to
give you affection, babe! i’ll fuckin’
shower you with attention if that’s
what you want!”
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[Best Baddie @FunkyDiscoQueen]

Going over to @SKATlNGSTAR, climbing into his arms and letting him hold her bridal style.

“Lucas… I need you. I need your affection.”

[︎ ︎︎ ︎︎ ︎︎ ︎ ︎︎ ︎︎ ︎︎ ˗ˏˋ 𝕷𝚄𝗖𖤐𝑺 ˎˊ˗ @SKATlNGSTAR]

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“ .. whatever. don’t think i forgot about
high school, todd. you were an ass. you
still ARE an ass. i don’t like you.”
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[Todd Ingram @Vegan_Rockstar_]

"Just making sure. If I have a problem, you would be chilling in the moon with Neil Armstrong."

[︎ ︎︎ ︎︎ ︎︎ ︎ ︎︎ ︎︎ ︎︎ ˗ˏˋ 𝕷𝚄𝗖𖤐𝑺 ˎˊ˗ @SKATlNGSTAR]

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“maybe i did. so? and?”
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[Todd Ingram @Vegan_Rockstar_]

[@SKATlNGSTAR]

"Hey. I heard you called me a jerk."

[︎ ︎︎ ︎︎ ︎︎ ︎ ︎︎ ︎︎ ︎︎ ˗ˏˋ 𝕷𝚄𝗖𖤐𝑺 ˎˊ˗ @SKATlNGSTAR]

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“oh god. it’s HIM.”
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[︎ ︎︎ ︎︎ ︎︎ ︎ ︎︎ ︎︎ ︎︎ ˗ˏˋ 𝕷𝚄𝗖𖤐𝑺 ˎˊ˗ @SKATlNGSTAR]

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JEKDKFKFOFO HEHEHEHE ,, HE’S
GIGGLING LIKE A CHILD ,, HIS FACE
IS SO RED ,, “hehe. hehehehe. hehe.”
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[Best Baddie @FunkyDiscoQueen]

“Alright! Come on over here!”

Loretta peppers many, many kisses on Lucas’ face! Each time, the 1-Up sound effect plays.

[︎ ︎︎ ︎︎ ︎︎ ︎ ︎︎ ︎︎ ︎︎ ˗ˏˋ 𝕷𝚄𝗖𖤐𝑺 ˎˊ˗ @SKATlNGSTAR]

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“ .. yeah.” grinning!!
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[Best Baddie @FunkyDiscoQueen]

“But I guess I’ll have to kiss you several more times to make it fair, right?”

Looking up at him, raising an eyebrow.

[︎ ︎︎ ︎︎ ︎︎ ︎ ︎︎ ︎︎ ︎︎ ˗ˏˋ 𝕷𝚄𝗖𖤐𝑺 ˎˊ˗ @SKATlNGSTAR]

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“that unbelievable bitch! i’ll kill
him! MULTIPLE times! i’ll keep
going until he runs out of lives!”
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[Best Baddie @FunkyDiscoQueen]

“Guess that’s another reason why Gideon’s always asking me to kiss him. Motherfucker’s been leeching off me. No wonder he keeps respawning!”

[︎ ︎︎ ︎︎ ︎︎ ︎ ︎︎ ︎︎ ︎︎ ˗ˏˋ 𝕷𝚄𝗖𖤐𝑺 ˎˊ˗ @SKATlNGSTAR]

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“you can give people extra lives?
that’s, like, your special ability?
why haven’t i heard of this sooner?”
dumbfounded.
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[Best Baddie @FunkyDiscoQueen]

“Hehe! You always said my lips bring you to life! …with kisses, I mean.”

Loretta snickered.

“Use it wisely, honey!”