EVERY ACCOUNT BAD

ALL OF THEM MUST BE KILLED! YES, EVEN I!

Erlking of The Parody Hunt.

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https://t.co/3Yq4DUaGE3

Once more, i shall beckon the countless to answer my call.

Forfeit your life, and join the hunt.

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https://t.co/3Yq4DUaGE3

Embrace the inherent futility of this world, and enter this hunt of mine, to reduce all to ash.

By joining my hunt, you forfeit your life, but you shall serve a greater purpose in death.

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@th4tsjustawsome //because a gang of fixers will come and murk your ass within like one to two business days

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@FOLL0WEDBYME @Th35c1enti5t //take a look at my username and then take a guess

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@CatClover999 Do you now? i suppose that is to be expected.

I shall do you the liberty of allowing your soul to rest.

Do be careful to avoid my other self if you want it to remain this way.
[They left]

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@CatClover999 or perhaps it will be an unfathomable silence. i do not know.

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@CatClover999 [they did not glance at you, but it seemed like they were speaking to you]

Did you know? Not every account is mourned, upon their death.

So, i am the only one to weep for them, i have buried many on many different worlds.

And yet, only cheering shall accompany my demise.

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Did you know?Tears are not always shed for the every Account, many a time i have had to weep for, and bury them myself.

and yet, i know this, the only thing that shall accompany my demise, will be silence, and if not silence, the cheering of the masses. and i am okay with that.

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@CatClover999 [They finished burying the body.]

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@NeedlemouseX1 @ChocoLover99999 *A blade moves to pierce through your chest*

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@SheepDepr_ved @pinkcutesunny I am still going to the kill you.

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@CatClover999 [They continued to bury the body.]

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@SheepDepr_ved @pinkcutesunny foolish, a "burger" ship is similar to burger music! it is when a ship cannot be taken seriously! it does not have to be inherently bad to be a burger ship!

[₳₥ ł ₱ɆⱤ₣Ɇ₵₮? @CHR0MED0UTYANG]

Mandatory new account interaction post-

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I will return you to nothingness.

[𝐼𝑇'𝑆 ☆ 𝑆𝐻𝑂𝑊𝑇𝐼𝑀𝐸 .ᐟ.ᐟ @CIRCUSPANICC]

// Hello

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@CatClover999

And thus, blood stains this blade anew.

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@ManhattenCafe42 @ChocoLover99999 You, Dead.

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@SheepDepr_ved How many have to condemned to a death, without even the courtesy of granting upon them a name? how careless of you.

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@PR1NC3OFTHEDARK Silence. your turn will come.

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Where are you going?

[you're dragged back into the fight]

you are the greatest offender of all. for you are me.

after all you have done, do not dare try to turn your back on this fight.

yes, i shall take no pleasure in this.. but you will not escape my grasp.

[EVERY PARODY BAD! @HUNTALLPARODIES]

You disgust me, returning to this place of filth fills me with nothing but anticipation to tear it all apart once more.

and yet, this world is far to vast for me to truly destroy.

but perhaps i can start with you.