shep.

In a veil of great disguises, how do I live with your ghost?

[shep. @SLAYEROFREAPERS]

❝commander shepard, alliance navy. and you are?❞

• not new to rp, but never done it on twt. the writer is +18.
• bisexual with no lean.
• can write nsfw in the dms, but the acc is not a lewd one. still, minors please dni.

#MERP #MASSEFFECTRP #MVRP
(rts&likes appreciated)

[shep. @SLAYEROFREAPERS]

"Humanity in general? Nah."

She looked at the glass and pointed to the Jack Daniels bottle at the wall-mounted shelf.

"But we should save psychoanalyzing each other till at least the third drink, no?"

[LIKE A 𝑩A͟D 𝕯OG .ᐟ @ICHORINKED]

amused snort as glasses were placed in front of commander, settling into seat with elbows upon counter.

“yeah, next you’re gonna tell me you thought i was here because i care so much about humanity, shep.”

[shep. @SLAYEROFREAPERS]

She clapped her hands.

"Course! Next time I make something, you're getting it fresh outta the oven."

[𝑳𝒆𝒓𝒗𝒊𝒌, 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑨𝒘𝒂𝒌𝒆𝒏𝒆𝒅 @AvatarOfH0PE]

"..Maybe I could taste your goods? I have alot of Free time as of recent."

Lervik responded.

[shep. @SLAYEROFREAPERS]

// The way my For You tab on this acc is still filled with BG3 even tho I don't interact with tweets about this game At All... I just wanna see Mass Effect things 😭

[shep. @SLAYEROFREAPERS]

Shep couldn't help but grin.

"Thank God you like it. I've been baking so much I definitely need a tester."

[𝑳𝒆𝒓𝒗𝒊𝒌, 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑨𝒘𝒂𝒌𝒆𝒏𝒆𝒅 @AvatarOfH0PE]

"..Thank you commander."

Lervik took a slice and Bites into it, Immediately buzzing from the flavor and taste of it— Happy bug sounds.

[shep. @SLAYEROFREAPERS]

"Hey!" Shep furrowed her eyebrows and shook her head.

"Thought it was mostly the charming crew?"

[LIKE A 𝑩A͟D 𝕯OG .ᐟ @ICHORINKED]

quick to retrieve pair of glasses from beneath counter, the promise of a drink evidently one of the few things that can rouse convict.

“only bright side of being on this ship’s the booze.”

[shep. @SLAYEROFREAPERS]

"Savory? Oh... Y'know what, sure. Go right ahead."

[𝑳𝒆𝒓𝒗𝒊𝒌, 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑨𝒘𝒂𝒌𝒆𝒏𝒆𝒅 @AvatarOfH0PE]

Can he Try one?
He has yet to try more savory baked goods.

[shep. @SLAYEROFREAPERS]

Right under the counter! Of course he is, thank God she's stocked up...

[LIKE A 𝑩A͟D 𝕯OG .ᐟ @ICHORINKED]

definitely not impossible. where’s she keep the glasses? he’s partial to the stuff with his name on the label, by the way.

[shep. @SLAYEROFREAPERS]

The most out of character hobby she picked up after the Reaper war was over is baking. At least now she has apple pie for breakfast at least once a week...

[shep. @SLAYEROFREAPERS]

// Downloded the Dragon's Dogma character creator demo tho and I'm kinda obsessed

[shep. @SLAYEROFREAPERS]

// Busy day as hell today and now I'm exhausted and going to bed, but tomorrow thankfully I'm home all day! We shall RP

[shep. @SLAYEROFREAPERS]

Classic! Whiskey's good. Enjoyable to sip and hard to get hammered with... Well, not impossible.

[LIKE A 𝑩A͟D 𝕯OG .ᐟ @ICHORINKED]

in that case, his years of expertise in the art of drinking say she should go for whiskey.

[shep. @SLAYEROFREAPERS]

Enough for Jack? Always. She'd share her last bottle with him!

[LIKE A 𝑩A͟D 𝕯OG .ᐟ @ICHORINKED]

wouldn’t mind helping her pick if there’s enough to share …

[shep. @SLAYEROFREAPERS]

@TerminusPhoenix "No, most of it isn't too bad, just lies upon lies..."

A pause. She looked to the side and chuckled.

"Ah, maybe. But that is a very long story, you know."

[shep. @SLAYEROFREAPERS]

"Someone take coffee away from me. I'm pretty sure my eye is gonna start twitching any minute now if I have any more..."

[shep. @SLAYEROFREAPERS]

@TerminusPhoenix hm? Well, I'm rumored to be dead at least once a week. I betrayed the human race, I'm a cyborg, I only drink one particular brand of tea... Now that I think about it, that last one is probably an attempt at an ad of sorts..."

[shep. @SLAYEROFREAPERS]

@TerminusPhoenix "You do some fine work then. Armor looks really clean, none of that DIY crap. Like straight from a factory. Respectfully."

She put her hands in her pockets and shook her head.

"Disturb me? Please. I hate shore leave. Never know what to do with myself. What do they write,

[shep. @SLAYEROFREAPERS]

@TerminusPhoenix Today I'm asking because I want to know, not cause I need to. Besides, files and dossiers are so dehumanizing. It's like all the articles people write about me with not one grain of truth in them."

[shep. @SLAYEROFREAPERS]

@TerminusPhoenix She rolled her eyes, but with a big smile on her face and tilted her head to the left. Sigh.

"A file."

Shepard nodded and shrugged.

"Course I could find a file. A bunch of sentences piled together helps when you're on a mission, but today? Today I'm on shore leave.

[shep. @SLAYEROFREAPERS]

// Gonna have one irl too, cheers darlings <3

[shep. @SLAYEROFREAPERS]

About to have a drink. Sometimes she hates how well the Normandy's bar is stocked - makes choosing a bit problematic.

[shep. @SLAYEROFREAPERS]

@TerminusPhoenix "Okay, okay. You got me there. Got my fair share of kills and I'd shoot at the damn thing too."

She smiled and raised one eyebrow.

"That thing custom made by some underground genius, or are you not only a sniper, but a tinkerer too?"

[shep. @SLAYEROFREAPERS]

About to have a drink. Sometimes she hates how well the Normandy's bar is stocked - makes choosing a bit problematic.