Jordan

Utahn; He/Him Pronouns in Bio; Nicer in person
@OrrinHatchet for Mutals

[Jordan @SLCLunk]

Gonna dust off the account for Moots

If you want raw and unfiltered Jordan content follow @Orrinhatchet

[Jordan @SLCLunk]

@evilkaratesk8er Well yeah it has a Cheesecake Factory

[Jordan @SLCLunk]

This is a legitimate view from Utah Republicans, whose idea of cuisine is adding sugar to their processed sugar.

[Matt Whitlock @MattWhitlock]

Classic Obama snobbery.

Cheesecake Factory is a great option for people who can’t afford a private chef at their Martha’s Vineyard estate.

[Jordan @SLCLunk]

@evilkaratesk8er Don’t insult my socialist paradise, Murray, like that

[Jordan @SLCLunk]

@fightonbigorG Oh… wow… haha… uhh… you wouldn’t happen to know what section that’s in by chance would you?

[Jordan @SLCLunk]

We are about to see divorced at levels we’ve never seen

[Variety @Variety]

H3 Podcast Crew Cuts Ties With Ethan Klein After Hila Klein Says He Has Been Having an Affair https://t.co/OHMD85jZ58

[Jordan @SLCLunk]

@evilkaratesk8er Can get Swig in Idaho Falls.

Only good choice

[Jordan @SLCLunk]

You’re laughing, but nazis only stand like that when they’re very distressed

[Marshall Steinbaum 🔥 @Econ_Marshall]

He’s talking about the “crisis of fertility.”

[Jordan @SLCLunk]

@RachelBitecofer @cd_hooks

[Jordan @SLCLunk]

@Econ_Marshall Yeah, this guy is weird, especially the way he talks about Der Vaterland

[Jordan @SLCLunk]

@evilkaratesk8er It do be like that

[Jordan @SLCLunk]

@HuntClancy Aw, I took my Spanish classes there.

Probably flooded by the ghosts exercised from when the OSH got demolished

[Jordan @SLCLunk]

Pedo bowl

[BYU Shane @LiftingCoug]

This is what AI was invented for

Mormons vs Catholics:

[Jordan @SLCLunk]

@DejectedDan @ArmyStrang Well it’s Utah.

[Secretary of War Pete Hegseth @SecWar]

The right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.

[Jordan @SLCLunk]

@Ashmolekb The “no participation trophies” people sure love their participation trophies

[Jordan @SLCLunk]

Really like how Republicans are running ads in sporting events pretty much saying you’re a failure if you’re doing worse now than during Biden.

Interesting strategy.

[Jordan @SLCLunk]

@jessehawken Ah the kindred spirits of two people who have weird sexual tension with their kids