Jordan

Utahn; He/Him Pronouns in Bio; Nicer in person
@OrrinHatchet for Mutals

[Jordan @SLCLunk]

Gonna dust off the account for Moots

If you want raw and unfiltered Jordan content follow @Orrinhatchet

[Babushka @BabushkaUU]

They got Pat!! I’m so freakin pissed!!

[Jordan @SLCLunk]

@Mac_The_Jazz Look, that deal with the devil will bite us sooner or later, I don’t have to pretend to suck up to the human version of a papa roach song

[Jordan @SLCLunk]

@Mac_The_Jazz Alright man, I’m sure our college will be definitely hurt by insulting a man who has the same mass appeal as a Trump rally

[Steven Jackson @stevenpjackson]

Dave Portnoy 🤝 Pat McAfee

Never going back to Utah

[Jordan @SLCLunk]

I can see we’ve hurt the people who need to see a middle-aged drunk take off his shirt to feel something.

[Jordan @SLCLunk]

I have never been happier to be a graduate of the University of Utah than my school making this sentient Affliction shirt so upset he compares himself to Charles Entertainment Kirk

[Bill @Billgetzfroggy]

🚨 Pat McAfee GOES OFF on the University of Utah 😳

He says he’s never felt so uncomfortable, even bringing up what happened at UVU last year.

“I did not enjoy the University of Utah.”

HOLY SMOKES 💀

[Jordan @SLCLunk]

I’m feeling pretty

[Jordan @SLCLunk]

@Kylypso @BabushkaUU Mickey Mouse brand Bert Kreisher is going to stick in the ol’ noggin

[Jordan @SLCLunk]

@BabushkaUU @Kylypso “Anyway, can I borrow $5 I lost all my dough on a sure thing on Kalshi”

[Jordan @SLCLunk]

@Kylypso Look, the Mouse decided that was worth $20 million a year.

And they say meritocracy is fake

[Jordan @SLCLunk]

@foxonabox_

[Jordan @SLCLunk]

@TheChosenUte

[Jordan @SLCLunk]

@evilkaratesk8er Well yeah it has a Cheesecake Factory

[Jordan @SLCLunk]

This is a legitimate view from Utah Republicans, whose idea of cuisine is adding sugar to their processed sugar.

[Matt Whitlock @MattWhitlock]

Classic Obama snobbery.

Cheesecake Factory is a great option for people who can’t afford a private chef at their Martha’s Vineyard estate.

[Jordan @SLCLunk]

@evilkaratesk8er Don’t insult my socialist paradise, Murray, like that

[Jordan @SLCLunk]

@fightonbigorG Oh… wow… haha… uhh… you wouldn’t happen to know what section that’s in by chance would you?

[Jordan @SLCLunk]

We are about to see divorced at levels we’ve never seen

[Variety @Variety]

H3 Podcast Crew Cuts Ties With Ethan Klein After Hila Klein Says He Has Been Having an Affair https://t.co/OHMD85jZ58

[Jordan @SLCLunk]

@evilkaratesk8er Can get Swig in Idaho Falls.

Only good choice