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𝗦𝗜𝗟𝗟𝗬 𝟵 - 𝗟𝗘𝗚𝗚𝗘𝗗 𝗦𝗧𝗘𝗘𝗗 𝗢𝗙 𝗩𝗔𝗟𝗟𝗛𝗔𝗟𝗟𝗔 .
𐂃 ⋆˙⟡ #FANTASYRP #MYTHRP #FGORP
ᯓ✦ 𝗦𝗛𝗢𝗢𝗧𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗥 𝗦𝗧𝗨𝗗 𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗟𝗟𝗜𝗢𝗡 .

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「ᛊᛚᛖᛁᛈᚾᛁᚱ」𓃗

Original Portrayal of ‘𝓢𝑳𝑬𝑰𝑷𝑵𝑰𝑹’——Divine steed of the Gods.

ⓘ Main Verses :
#MVRP — #MYTHRP —
#FANTASYRP — #FGORP —
#UMAMUSUMERP — ♥︎+↺
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❝ I think I’ll pass. I’m not much for these … ‘modern’ tastes. ❞

It probably wouldn’t digest well in him either … and after what just happened ? He probably wouldn’t wanna drink any more of her weird brews anyway.
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[ً @MeadofEinherjar]

" You're so meeean, you didn't drink it properly!!!

Aiya...
hmm..well
i suppose i owe you a proper sip then "

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❝ … Hm ? What are you — ❞
❝ ?! — mmph !! … ( kiss ) 💞 ❞

At first he was surprised , but he eventually eased up and leaned into the kiss.

Hooves ( hands ) draped over her waist , pulling her c͟l͟o͟s͟e͟r to himself almost possessively ?

❝ ( Smooch ) 💞 ❞
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[ً @MeadofEinherjar]

-sip

-grab

[𝐌𝐌𝐌𝐏𝐏𝐇𝐇𝐇𝐇𝐇𝐌𝐇𝐏𝐇𝐇𝐌𝐇𝐏𝐇𝐇]

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After he washed his mouth by the river , he turned back to see the goat - woman standing right behind him.

❝ … Heidrun , you … ( sigh ) that was terrible. What happened to good old fashioned mead ? ❞
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[ً @MeadofEinherjar]

-skippity-hopping after him, CHUGGING that same drink .

Although, the way she is walking and drinking, out of sync, makes most of it fall on the ground

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@SAINTLYUDDERS ᅠ
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@AWovenPast https://t.co/XhFMzvcQSr

I can’t believe you’re the first writer to ever make me go over the limit.

Idk if its a new update , but you took my limit - ginity. LOL

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@AWovenPast https://t.co/XhFMzvcQSr

Oh really ? Wow ! Do you have an account for her yet , or no ?

And I’m starting to notice a pattern between your muses … they’re all—— ‘big’ . . . 💭

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@AWovenPast

[紫影 シユウ @SHIYU_TUKUYOMI]

雑描きいっぱい

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@SAINTLYUDDERS ᅠ
👉🏻👈🏻

Does that mean they can bang sloppy , animal - style behind the cathedral ?
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@AWovenPast https://t.co/XhFMzvcQSr

Oooh ? You like her ?

I think she’s cute.

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He’s already rushing away to clean his mouth with some fresh water.

… Safe to say he probably won’t be accepting another drink coming from her again. ( no sugar )
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[ً @MeadofEinherjar]

" Aiya sugar makes the alcohol in it that much stronger you were supposed to drink from the bottle as well!!! "

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Trusting her , he took the can and took a sip.

( 𝘚𝘪𝘱.—— 𝙎𝙋𝙄𝙏 .ᐟ )

Only to recoil from the taste.

❝ Ugh— z’is is terrible ! What is z’is ?? It’s so sugary … blegh … I’m going to the river to wash my mouth. ❞

He didn’t seem to be a fan of monster … 💧
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@MeadofEinherjar is so mean to him 💔

She lets everyone BUT him drink from her tap … it’s unfair.
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❝ Oh come on Heidrun , loosen up ! It was funny~ It’s a joke ~!

That said——if it actually worked , then maybe we could grab a salad together ? … 👀 ❞
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[ً @MeadofEinherjar]

" Aiya...i don't have enough booze to digest all that.. "

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Bunnysuits n’ cow bikinis are kinda overrated——the real ones know that stirrups and reins are where it’s at. 🤤

Wear these to his stables and I can PROMISE that you are not coming out for a͟t͟ l͟e͟a͟s͟t two days.
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Something something … Northern barbarian pillaging n’ race mixing the 10/10 christian French gal.
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@__FUCKSTIVAL ᅠ
❝ Not very easy , I’ll tell you z’hat … but I’ll still manage to take first place every time. ❞ 💪🏻
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All the female umas are too busy looking at his ‘mare - breeder’ to actually focus on the race.
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@WeakestMagical ᅠ
❝ Very well , I shall translate.

Two hunters meet. Both are dead.❞
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( The joke does not translate well to english , but basically ‘ treffen ’ has two other meanings :

• Shoot
• Hit on / Make out ; Which coincidentally , is what our muses should be doing ~ )
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❝ V’ant to hear a German joke ?

— Zwei Jäger treffen sich. Beide sind tot.❞
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He knows why they’re called the A͟S͟Sgardians now. 💧
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