Samantha ✌

she/her

[Nieltown @nieltown]

Excuse me, are these apples and bananas? I ordered eeples and baneenees

[Samantha ✌ @SLM_shaaady]

Thanks to the random Reddit comments about Cameron Diaz, I googled and stalked her insta and then ordered a bottle of her wine for pick up at a Binnys in another town. It’s not even 9am.

[Samantha ✌ @SLM_shaaady]

@MorissaSchwartz @robkaltenbach

[Samantha ✌ @SLM_shaaady]

@saruh_g Nahhhhh lol tipsy mom is funnn

[Samantha ✌ @SLM_shaaady]

@TheFigen_ @robkaltenbach me moving any kind of furniture

[Samantha ✌ @SLM_shaaady]

@ih8rts @robkaltenbach

[Samantha ✌ @SLM_shaaady]

@DailyLoud @robkaltenbach

[Samantha ✌ @SLM_shaaady]

@tacobell @robkaltenbach

[Samantha ✌ @SLM_shaaady]

@MarlowNYC @robkaltenbach

[Samantha ✌ @SLM_shaaady]

@BornAKang @robkaltenbach

[Samantha ✌ @SLM_shaaady]

@robkaltenbach and I have HUGE plans this weekend. (We r going to tjmax)

[Samantha ✌ @SLM_shaaady]

You are my sunshine 🌞

[Samantha ✌ @SLM_shaaady]

@jvn @antoni @robkaltenbach

[Samantha ✌ @SLM_shaaady]

She def inherited my rbf

[Samantha ✌ @SLM_shaaady]

Same goes for gin and tonics

[Samantha ✌ @SLM_shaaady]

Can’t believe I’m still watching riverdale. It’s off the walls but still has me hooked

[Samantha ✌ @SLM_shaaady]

Parenthood means I wanna get absolutely trashed in my pjs watching Netflix and be passed out by 9pm🤘🏻

[Samantha ✌ @SLM_shaaady]

@kreevesies When they move me to the manicure table away from the tv

[Samantha ✌ @SLM_shaaady]

I love getting absolutely invested in whatever random show or movie is playing at the nail salon. I have no clue what this is and started halfway through but ill be damned if I leave here without seeing the end. This is how I got into selling sunset lol

[Samantha ✌ @SLM_shaaady]

@ohdearsky Saaaame! Apparently I watched the second half of some movie called Purple Hearts it was awful but I was obsessed lol