OT win over @chiefs_jga‼️ 3-2. Their starting goalie and number 71 getting kicked out really helped us, thanks. Vinnie gets the OT goal which gets him the hat and Robby gets the game puck for a great performance. #rage#otdub#FLYORDIE
Hard fought game against @StillwaterJGA. 3-1 win. Sever gets two goals and the hat while wickner puts in the empty net to put the game away. No chirps necessary, just a good game. #hard#FLYORDIE
FLEE SEASON ISN’T OVER, WERE STATE BOUND‼️ 5-2 win. @RosemountJrGold you need to teach your players and parents how to lose with class. Number 7 and number 2 need some anger management classes. Ritzy brought the energy which got him the hat. #therapy#State#FLYORDIE
Close game against @EPJGAHockey last night. 3-2. Baldnuts gets the hat along with the game winning goal going top tit with 8.2 seconds before the game ended‼️ Cullen also gets 25 saves. #toptit#FLYORDIE
Game against the @BlaineJrgolda slush pups went as expected, 4-1 win‼️ fatass number 77 should be thankful he doesn’t have to buy sever a new stick with his slash and the mom who said “we have to run someone over real quick” needs to go into the psych ward. #PsychoMom#FLYORDIE
Big upset win over @chiefs_jga‼️ 4-2. Robby gets the hat. Vinny and Runman both get goals with 1 minute left in the game to put it away. Please get a new zamboni since it broke down twice and you had to use a shovel. #boner#meltdown#FLYORDIE
Beat the @EPJGAHockey parakeets 5-2‼️ Their new goalie didn’t help out much even when our bench was 4 players short. Somebody has to teach these bird brains how to fly.
#clipped#learn2fly#FLYORDIE
11-1 win against the kittens @Eagan_JGA. Unfortunately we still had to pay for the ice time. You guys might want to delete your tweet.
#noballs#practice#FLYORDIE
Last game of the weekend went as planned, 3-2 win over some nobody’s from Illinois, gets us 3rd place in the tournament‼️to the kid who broke his collarbone, have a nice flight home.
#boned#hockeyrejects#FLYORDIE
Big win over the donkeys this morning @StillwaterJGA‼️ Robby gets 46 saves and the hat while sever puts one away in the shootout to make it a 2-1 win. Don’t ask number 21 if he’s good at hockey.
#donkeys#gritty#FLYORDIE
Big upset against @chiefs_jga tonight, the Chiefs looked like they were skating with jellybeans up their asses, baldnuts with an absolute clap bomb embarrassing the goalie and Ryan Sever making the chiefs look like little bitches‼️ 4-3.
#jellybeans#upset#FLYORDIE