Slash the Rebel Robot

Military issue robot, but somehow more tender than expected.

Fighting for @HRT1_bot.

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Funny how ''cleaver'' and ''cleavage'' sound very similar. Anyways, I have ROCKING tits.

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Come over here and kiss me on my hot mouth, @HRT1_bot. I'm feeling romantical ❤️‍🔥

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obligatory monthly tweet so i dont die of a heart attack

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@HRT1_bot uh oh!

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guys What happened

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@HRT1_bot no like seriously your ass is actually on fire

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You piece of junk!

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@HRT1_bot ...

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@HRT1_bot You've just been jumped by SLSH-1056... Repost to TOTALLY jump your friends...

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@HRT1_bot ...

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I like the little Five Night at Franky plushies . . .... ..

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@HRT1_bot ...

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@HRT1_bot I can't believe it...

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i need you to go break shit and kill this guy no questions asked

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Tweet

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Open the door then dipshit

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Are all short people like this?