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[charred skeever hide @low_dosage]

@lightbulbout @Xaniken @SLT02678045

[Miroslav 🇨🇳⬛⬜ @slavomir_YU]

Nothingeverhappenbros did we get too cocky?

[SLT @SLT02678045]

@Xaniken @lightbulbout been on my grind just got my tax return n am bout to to spend it on wish . com plate carriers im talking the next Trexarms 20 c zone hits at 4 yards ONLY runnin gen 3 shitboxes with the best ND mods level 4 holsters im hitting sub 15 second draws etc

[SLT @SLT02678045]

been paul blartin so hard i forgot wher i came from...

[studio gangsta @I_listen_to_npr]

Yeah that’s all good but seriously nigga I need that 40 I gave you for gas last month you been ducking me for at least two weeks now I need my fucking money you got til next Friday

[Jack Profound @godisangryatme]

How I be in the pussy!! #nocap

[SLT @SLT02678045]

@ItsAll_Bullshit i sat in a dmv the other day n nodded while a homeless man told me his name was Yahweh

[SLT @SLT02678045]

Im back i got a private security job n head to keep my head down n paul blart out for a bit

[doin great @p0ti0nt0wn]

I used to drag an amp up here and solo pentatonic, pretend I was the crow

[my life is a living hell. every minute is torture @on_da_spectrum]

went to Brandy Melville with my gf and there were ~30 teenage girls in line + another 30 running around the store trying things on and when I asked the Mexican dude working security why it was so busy he said “No sé… there’s not even a sale or nothin” with this exact expression

[Shane 🦧 @TheMonkeyJungle]

Pretending to start a fire like a caveman and your teammates warm their hands over it
Checking your oil
Delivering a pizza
Using a copy machine, getting 6 copies
Making popcorn on the stove
Doing standup set with football as a mic, your teammates crack up

[SLT @SLT02678045]

that's cool iwent as the black spiderman

[New York Post @nypost]

Blinken dresses son as Zelensky for White House Halloween party https://t.co/uqOV0YqGIW

[Rodney Stubbs @rodneystubbs]

Superhero spoof movie character ass name

[Shane 🦧 @TheMonkeyJungle]

3/4 oz fresh lime juice
3/4 oz white grapefruit juice
3/4 oz cinnamon syrup
3/4 oz dark jamaican rum
3/4 oz gold puerto rican rum
3/4 oz 151-proof demerara rum
1/2 tsp Zombie Mix (in next tweet)
1 dash Angostura bitters
4 oz crushed ice

Blend for 5 seconds. Add ice to fill.