Sheridan

[CNN Breaking News @cnnbrk]

Violence erupts in Jalalabad after the Taliban fire into a crowd and beat up protesters for replacing their flag, witnesses say. Follow live updates:
https://t.co/tVjPvVmNrI

[South Carolina Chicks @uofscchicks]

darla moore when she found out bob plagiarized that commencement speech https://t.co/Sqymxo5sAc

[Ste-fawn @galleds814]

How are you gonna say All Lives Matter when just two months ago you wanted to sacrifice your grandma for the economy?

[Uncouth Rat @solodeauxleaux]

I already ate all my quarantine snacks

[James @CaucasianJames]

ur gpa doesn’t matter in the real world. but u know what does matter? kohl’s cash

[. @666ush]

Astrology Girls will straight up hit you with their car and say “whoops lol, it’s because I’m a caprisun”

[University of South Carolina @UofSC]

Builds within me, a Sandstorm does. #BabyYoda #Mandalorian #Gamecocks (👀 with 🔊)

[Miss.Skyy @iamjadaskyy]

Him : come ov-
Me:

[Sheridan @SLePlatt]

@lowkeynerdyy @hayleyndavis thats fun

[2009 Alex Rodriguez @LeBronCenaOrton]

me: ok i can’t spend money anymore.

iced coffee: LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Unbiased Ev @DoubleVodkaDon]

Post Malone covering Sublime is exactly what you think it would be........ AMAZING https://t.co/Zr873JEHf1

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

does ur mom know u crying over drug dealers & dudes with three outfits

[kt mae @KatieWoodworth1]

boys r scared when their girls go out bc they know 23 bitches in the bathroom gon give her the confidence to dump ya manipulative asses

[James @CaucasianJames]

how am i supposed to explain to my children that i can’t help them with their math homework. how am i supposed to look at them dead in the eye and tell them i’m not capable of doing long division