Billy Walsh

I don’t make movies. I make films.

[7219 Perry Road @RyanDay2Heaven]

Wdym the Giant Norwegian Yakubian Ape is the same size as fucking Devin Booker

[Synthetic Sports @SyntheticSports]

This actually might be the most inaccurate sports comparison of all time

[Billy Walsh @SLoafness]

Cop a feel? I’d cop a mouthful.

[childofatlantis @MrMakeItTingle]

I would have to cop a feel idgaf about the repercussions

[Eli Cromwell @EllyDeLaBoozer]

The other week I found out one of the women I had been seeing wasn’t on birth control. The way I found out was less than ideal, we went out for dinner and drinks in East Village. Went back to her place and threw on Project Hail Mary (fantastic film). We finished the movie and she’s sobbing, I was moved too but not moved that much. I told her I loved the movie and she said it wasn’t about the movie. Proceeded to tell me that she had went and aborted my child the week before this. Turns out I had knocked her up in May. I have no idea what that kid would’ve been or looked like, but its ghost will follow me around forever.

Lemon and Herb Mussels, sardines, ravioli, and a Mexican coke

[I eat short people @UnderwearStain]

Accidentally getting a limo wedged in a Mcdonald's drive through and just walking away and leaving it there

[Naz Reid, 1/4 CPA @Raz_Neid]

People I went to high school with are getting engaged and I’m telling grok to photoshop Jeff Epstein into pictures of my friends

[DRT 🐂 @pepeDRT]

Im starting to like this dude

[wifloner @wifloner]

Hate when a mf ask me “what u do for a living” nigga I do what I gotta do

[ParkinScrotes @parkinscroat]

Fucking crying at the laugh he does immediately after saying it.

[. @tosinmm_]

Clint Dempsey is the greatest men’s player in American history, always was.

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

we all now gotta only root for the giant viking he is the only good thing left

[Premier League Champions @CokeSipper]

Doing massive corruption to get molested at a home World Cup by the worst Belgium side in 15 years >>>

[parker @parker_t30]

USA out so now i’m in full Norway mode now

[myles brown @mdotbrown]

There’s only like three sports where nine black men can lose to a team of waffle makers but this is one of them.

[Christopher Moltisanti Weighs In On Current Events @MoltisantiThots]

The red card guy didn't even score. We paid off Fifa for nothin', T.

[Kraut @The_Davos_Man]

I think pigs will learn to fly before anyone in Congo cheers for Belgium.

[chris gotterup @ChrisGotterup]

5.

[losing dog bookie @qarnes]

guys in brooklyn like ok yeah lemme just grab my tiny shirt and enormous pants

[Christopher Powers @CPowers14]

Two 15 handicaps absolutely racked to the gills at a wedding cocktail hour