not safe for waluigi

akira, 29 years old, no bubble-blowing babies allowed 🔞
a sort of shitposty nsfw acc, sort of not

[Dr. M.F. Khan @Dr_TheHistories]

Steve Gunther recently celebrated the 20th birthday of his beloved cat, Dublin. Reaching 20 years of age is a rare milestone for cats and is often compared to a human living beyond 95 years.

While indoor cats today often live 12–15 years, only a small percentage make it to 20.

The comparison photos span two decades and shows the journey of companionship between man and beast. Studies have consistently found that pet ownership can reduce loneliness, lower stress levels, and even contribute to improved cardiovascular health. For many cat owners, the relationship becomes one of the longest and most stable bonds of their adult lives.

Advances in veterinary medicine have played a major role in increasing feline longevity. Better nutrition, indoor living, vaccinations, dental care, and treatment for chronic conditions such as kidney disease and hyperthyroidism have allowed more cats to reach ages once considered exceptional.

The oldest cat ever reliably documented was Creme Puff of Texas, who lived to the astonishing age of 38 years and 3 days between 1967 and 2005.

A cat's purr typically vibrates between 25 and 150 hertz, a frequency range that researchers have suggested may promote bone growth and tissue healing. While the science is still being studied, it may help explain why many people find the presence of a purring cat so calming and restorative.

© Reddit

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[hoshiumi's 30 YEAR OLD PR team @hoshiumisexy]

one time i was on a crowded bus where i had nowhere to sit so i awkwardly hovered over this older woman... where i normally dont stare at ppls phone screens but hers was the AO3 colors. i thought to myself, no way is she reading fic but alas my friends SHE WAS. and as i craned

[I'm Uni :3 @unicouniuni3]

Is that chicken?

[Casato @Casato_art]

Every single day, without fail. I need real companionship.

[Leviathan1412 @PiPi90518130]

Other selves.

#承花 #jotakak #jojo

[No Context Tobey Maguire @OocTobeyM]

Gonna smoke a joint in here and pretend I'm Willem Dafoe becoming the Green Goblin

[artem @artemxcx]

yes that’s exactly what i was looking for, thanks twitter

[Gene Park @GenePark]

GTA4’s special edition was fun. a working lockbox with a duffel bag, keys, CD soundtrack, art book. $90 in 2008.

[Lynn @daisiloou]

GROOOOOOOVYYYYY

[ねこじまさき@C108_2日目東1カ-17a @nekojima4040]

どこ触っても気持ちいい地味子ちゃんのだらしないお腹もみもみ…❤️（夏コミ新刊）

[TEOFT C0MMS 0PEN @teoft_]

Do-do-do-do-douchebag

[Gelbooru @gelbooru]

For those archivists, you may want to back up our fringe content. Just an odd feeling I had a few minutes ago.

[G🧅🧅NI🧅NS🔞 @G00N10NS]

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[🔞Haxzern🔞 ✨comms open✨ @Haxzern]

how to be a porn artist (from personal experiance)

sfx: @pointyaux

voice is me

#nsfw #lewd #nsfwanimation #porn #pornanimation

[Kumo @Kumomogi]

Peachy doodles 🍑

[「MΛDYΛXX」☁️ @madyaxx]

The girls at a beach bar! 🍸

Comm by Craig Bacardi.

[🎀 💒 🎀 @princessxemnas]

this line has absolutely perfect delivery this shit gets me everytime

[LARRY. (Dexter) Bindi and Rikki @Hobbikats]

Evil Larry the game coming soon to your iPhone or android! Let’s just say handheld Larry is going to be so much fun!

[saeva @saevastella_]

Sokka & Toph

[Sloimay @Sloimay]

carefully checking the roundness of my son to make sure he's ready to roly and poly