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[MISS LEO ☆ @_BeautyisNAE]

Dental insurance covers absolutely nothing let’s talk about that shit

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@Citi Hi! I've been trying to buy Elvis Costello tickets through @LiveNation for the past few days and it keeps giving me a 5005 error when I use the citi card. Is there a special card I need to have? I've called customer support and they weren't all that helpful.

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I’ve officially reached the Dawson’s Creek rewatch level of depression. This too shall pass.

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@hausofdecline @Scribbledips

[Random Philly Athletes @philly_athletes]

Chase Utley
Second Baseman
Philadelphia Phillies (2003-2015)
https://t.co/iC8D7UKAMw

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@FFJeffM @dtlerch @lbmiller10 I work at a vet hospital and can confirm it is not a popular name but I think it’s an awesome one!

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@solacecinema @kylebuchanan I’m here for that.

[Death by Toys @danpolydoris]

I based this toy on one of the most tense and unsettling moments from The Shining.

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@asufan23

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@asufan23 The worst, I’m sorry, Joe. Rest easy, Milo.

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@FFJeffM @asufan23 My backyard has small spiders but they don’t bite.

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Im tellin u guys the trees in my backyard are just fuckin wild

[Jack Corbett @jackcorrbit]

insurance is cool because even if you have it, it still kinda feels like you don't.

[trash jones @jzux]

i’m a woman working in music, so men love to challenge me with a little “who are you listening to right now?” my new favorite game is making up a band, saying their new album got an 8.4 on pitchfork, and watching the guy be like “honestly i wasn’t that impressed with that one”

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Let’s all sit around together and look for things in our phones.

[Travon Free @Travon]

As a bisexual, I'm used to being invisible, ignored or flat out told I don't exist. So this pride month I've decided to team up with Covid-19.

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@JoeAngersIII @juliacmarchese Same.