Death by Toys

I make custom toys/collectibles/garbage for a living.

[Death by Toys @danpolydoris]

I based this toy on one of the most tense and unsettling moments from The Shining.

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

Only one person in this photo did not receive a pardon from Donald Trump

[Death by Toys @danpolydoris]

New shirt I designed (based off of a vintage valentine illustration)
@shirtsthtgohard

[Mandy Stanford @MandyStanford3]

🤣🤣

[frank zeppo @NoahPasternak]

This whole time I've been bothered because I couldn't place who RFK Jr. reminded me of, but I figured it out yesterday

[Death by Toys @danpolydoris]

Please leave me be

[Stephen Gibbons @Gibboanxious]

Well done @danpolydoris 👏

[Danhausen @DanhausenAD]

This site is filled with openly racist, sexist, homophobic dipshits like this guy and people wonder why everyone’s leaving. It’s not “woke”, it’s because people like you are dumb fucking losers that will never amount to anything in life and are annoying as fuck.

[Death by Toys @danpolydoris]

Definitely not just a block of wood wrapped in tin foil.

[Andrew—#IAmTheResistance @AmoneyResists]

Ok this cracked me up

[Jessie Earl @jessiegender]

Cis cis cis cis cis cis cis cis cis cis cis cis cis cis cis cis cis cis cis cis cis cis cis cis cis cis cis cis cis cis cis cis cis cis cis cis cis cis cis cis cis cis cis cis cis cis cis cis cis cis cis cis cis cis cis cis cis cis cis cis cis cis cis cis cis Elon Musk is cis.

[clitorious @clitamorphosis]

he censored it im in tears

[Anson Mount 🖖 @ansonmount]

Sandy Hook families freaking RULE. And good on you, @TheOnion, for seeking their backing in this dumpster bargain. #SandyHook #families

[Death by Toys @danpolydoris]

Mentally I’m living in LT’s french fry house from Texas Chainsaw 2.