✨𝐋𝐎𝐑𝐃𝐈 !

— WELL, AT LEAST THEY'RE NOT 𝗦𝗟𝗘𝗘𝗣𝗜𝗡𝗚.

[✨𝐋𝐎𝐑𝐃𝐈 ! @SMELLIKECHERRI]

LORDI from METAL FAMILY.

CWs: abuse. drug/alcohol use. sexual references.
penned by nia.
#metalfamilyrp #mvrp #ocrp

[✨𝐋𝐎𝐑𝐃𝐈 ! @SMELLIKECHERRI]

SHE HAD THE BODY OF A 𝐕𝐄𝐍𝐔𝐒 — LORD , IMAGINE MY 𝐒𝐔𝐑𝐏𝐑𝐈𝐒𝐄 !

[✨𝐋𝐎𝐑𝐃𝐈 ! @SMELLIKECHERRI]

> i'm gonna go out on a limb and say you wanna talk about bass guitar, mysterious stranger?

[✨𝐋𝐎𝐑𝐃𝐈 ! @SMELLIKECHERRI]

> i think you're getting further away.

[✨𝐋𝐎𝐑𝐃𝐈 ! @SMELLIKECHERRI]

Haha, sorry, sorry. Oh my God.

The ladies loved him, but he blew them off every single time. Bob and I had our suspicions but then we found out he was hooking up with our singer.

[✨𝐋𝐎𝐑𝐃𝐈 ! @SMELLIKECHERRI]

. . .

. . .

Pffft --

( Devolving into a fit of giggles. )

[✨𝐋𝐎𝐑𝐃𝐈 ! @SMELLIKECHERRI]

No kidding! I mean, Glam's wife. I thought I was more likely to meet Mothman than ever see this happen.

[✨𝐋𝐎𝐑𝐃𝐈 ! @SMELLIKECHERRI]

( Offering a hand to shake! )

Lordi. Me and Glam were in a band together.

[✨𝐋𝐎𝐑𝐃𝐈 ! @SMELLIKECHERRI]

( Okay, he's gotta finally meet @BlKERMAMA. )

Hey! You're Glam's wife, right?

[✨𝐋𝐎𝐑𝐃𝐈 ! @SMELLIKECHERRI]

it is WAY too fucking hot to be in the studio all day.

ugh. AND it's for a pop album.

[✨𝐋𝐎𝐑𝐃𝐈 ! @SMELLIKECHERRI]

> it's ok you'll get there eventually.

[✨𝐋𝐎𝐑𝐃𝐈 ! @SMELLIKECHERRI]

( THEY'VE GOTTA HANG OUT. )

[✨𝐋𝐎𝐑𝐃𝐈 ! @SMELLIKECHERRI]

@D1CKSL4PPER

fellow bassist spotted.

[✨𝐋𝐎𝐑𝐃𝐈 ! @SMELLIKECHERRI]

fine . your loss .

[THE T͟A͟L͟E͟ OF A 𝐏𝐈𝐍𝐄 ! @FREAKONSTAGE]

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well i won’t talk to him .

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[✨𝐋𝐎𝐑𝐃𝐈 ! @SMELLIKECHERRI]

woah , woah ! i'm your friend , not your messenger boy . no way am i getting caught in the middle of this .

[THE T͟A͟L͟E͟ OF A 𝐏𝐈𝐍𝐄 ! @FREAKONSTAGE]

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i told you i’m not
talking to him .
/ you / find out .

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[✨𝐋𝐎𝐑𝐃𝐈 ! @SMELLIKECHERRI]

oookay .

maybe you should find out ?

[THE T͟A͟L͟E͟ OF A 𝐏𝐈𝐍𝐄 ! @FREAKONSTAGE]

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i THINK he had music
written too . those lyrics
/ definitely / need to be
changed .

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[✨𝐋𝐎𝐑𝐃𝐈 ! @SMELLIKECHERRI]

. . .

okay , i'll admit , that's pretty hard-core .

was it just lyrics or was there an instrumental planned out ? because , y'know , lyrics can be changed . . .

[THE T͟A͟L͟E͟ OF A 𝐏𝐈𝐍𝐄 ! @FREAKONSTAGE]

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HE ——

( don’t get too angry , ches
damn . it’s okay . )

he was talking about scrotums .
and butchers . and —— fucking .
surgical death shit !!

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[✨𝐋𝐎𝐑𝐃𝐈 ! @SMELLIKECHERRI]

serial killer type sh -

come on , ches . it's glam . how bad could it have possibly been ?

[THE T͟A͟L͟E͟ OF A 𝐏𝐈𝐍𝐄 ! @FREAKONSTAGE]

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( he just keeps
getting angrier . )

he showed me a
bad song . like ——-
REALLY bad .

serial killer type shit .

so i / told / him
that . and he got mad !!!

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[✨𝐋𝐎𝐑𝐃𝐈 ! @SMELLIKECHERRI]

hm . . . i guess .

what'd you say to provoke that ?

[THE T͟A͟L͟E͟ OF A 𝐏𝐈𝐍𝐄 ! @FREAKONSTAGE]

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( so ??? )

okay , but he was
being out of line .

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[✨𝐋𝐎𝐑𝐃𝐈 ! @SMELLIKECHERRI]

so ?

look , i'm a floyd guy too , but you can be pretty ruthless about other people's music , yourself .

[THE T͟A͟L͟E͟ OF A 𝐏𝐈𝐍𝐄 ! @FREAKONSTAGE]

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( fuck . he got
him there . )

it doesn’t matter !!
he didn’t like / all /
the songs !!

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[✨𝐋𝐎𝐑𝐃𝐈 ! @SMELLIKECHERRI]

i thought YOU introduced him to literally all of the music he listens to .

[THE T͟A͟L͟E͟ OF A 𝐏𝐈𝐍𝐄 ! @FREAKONSTAGE]

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it not / about / the
pink floyd !

( well it is . just a
little . )

it’s the principle
of it . i don’t want
to talk to people
with bad taste in
music .

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[✨𝐋𝐎𝐑𝐃𝐈 ! @SMELLIKECHERRI]

well , bands that stop talking to each other tend to end up as bands that break up .

and i'm not losing my band over an argument this dumb . no offense , ches .

[THE T͟A͟L͟E͟ OF A 𝐏𝐈𝐍𝐄 ! @FREAKONSTAGE]

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( he doesn’t care .
. . . but he’ll ask anyway . )

why won’t it work , lordi ?
please . give me your insight .

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