Annie

writer, moral compass lacker, DILF connoisseur. reigning Miss Whole Foods 2021

[Annie @SME_Annie]

Do you ever look at the size of a girls engagement ring and think wow I wish I gave as good head as THAT

[ema ❤️‍🔥 @hotasswiftin]

i just teared up as if she was my close personal friend

[lexi misses joe burrow 😭 @lexi_burrow]

the sluttiest thing a man can do is wear a hat backwards

[Annie @SME_Annie]

Do you ever just lol to a joke you made 4 years ago or

[meme bastard 🍕 @mask_bastard]

tiktok sucked

[prance @bocxtop]

tsa agent held up my bin and said to everyone else in line “THIS IS WHAT ALL OF YOURS SHOULD LOOK LIKE” greatest moment of my fucking life

[Sydney Battle @SydneyBattle]

yes, i draw that cunty little line. i do it with z’s too…. started in 4th grade because i knew i wanted to be a bad bitch (attention)

[🕐HOURLY🕑 shitpost @hourly_shitpost]

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[Annie @SME_Annie]

Hear me out: @rickygervais and @OnCunk as commentators of all England football matches. Live and post-show. No-holds-barred, unfiltered and unhinged.

[Alyssa Limperis @alyssalimp]

Pre-holidays: I’m excited for a break!

During the holidays: If I don’t return to my routine in the next 12 hours I will experience full mind and body dissociation

[ver @silverrstring]

taylor swift in 2011: from when your brooklyn broke my skin and bones i’m a soldier who’s returning half her weight, and did the twin flame bruise paint you blue? just between us, did the love affair maim you too?

travis kelce in 2011: i just gave a squirle a peice of bread

[Annie @SME_Annie]

HAPPY FAAAAL-another season I have no clothes for

[Taylor Trudon @taylortrudon]

yeah i think about the roman empire

[Annie @SME_Annie]

Here and thriving

[Natasha Roy @natasharoyy]

huge night for girls who have never ever moved on from anything

[maybe: clare @clur19]

I’m literally never going to able to walk Cornelia Street again

[kurtis conner @kurtisconner]

normalize asking bartenders if they’ve “heard any rumours lately” so they can give you a fun little side quest

[Annie @SME_Annie]

@TheRealKatPat Did this for 2mo before my wedding & it’s honestly a game changer if you keep up w/ it. 2 hours/day every other day: 10 Piece V Line Shaping Face Masks – Double Chin Reducer - Lifting Hydrogel Collagen Mask with Aloe Vera – Anti-Aging and Anti-Wrinkle Band https://t.co/wvrtNEFqps

[ken @misskendaddy]

who’s the worst person you’ve ever met and why is it the boyfriend you had when you were 19

[Keke Palmer @KekePalmer]

Taylor be writing tf out these songs.

[Annie @SME_Annie]

+1 for human rights, am I right?