Sarah Gentry

High School Dance Teacher. Wifey. Puppy mom. University of Texas Alum. HOOK 'EM!

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

Imagine the danger that Secret Service agent could have been in if the ex-president had adult-sized hands.

[Sarah Gentry @SMGentryyy]

Just a thought: if politicians are worried about the declining birthrate, maybe pass a law for federally mandated maternity leave @tedcruz @JohnCornyn I shouldn’t have to claim “long term disability” to have a kid.

[Sarah Gentry @SMGentryyy]

You are my hero Paxton Smith. I’m in tears. I’m a high school teacher and I am in awe of your brilliance and bravery. I am a Texas voter @GregAbbott_TX and I oppose your bill vehemently.

[Kolleen @littlewhitty]

In Texas, Lake Highlands High School valedictorian, Paxton Smith, switched out her approved speech to talk about abortion rights.

[Padma Lakshmi @PadmaLakshmi]

Ted Cruz tweeting a glowing tribute to Rush Limbaugh from a resort in Cancun (where he flew tonight while his constituents are literally freezing to death) is peak @GOP.

[Sarah Gentry @SMGentryyy]

Hey conservatives, sorry for your loss of Rush Limbaugh... the esteemed voice of reason. #thoughtsandprayers

[Sarah Gentry @SMGentryyy]

This aged well, Teddy. How’s Cancun? You complete and utter hypocrite.

[Ted Cruz @tedcruz]

Hypocrites. Complete and utter hypocrites.

And don't forget @MayorAdler who took a private jet with eight people to Cabo and WHILE IN CABO recorded a video telling Austinites to "stay home if you can...this is not the time to relax."

[Sarah Gentry @SMGentryyy]

@TECMOBODHI @austinenergy @ERCOT_ISO @austintexasgov Wow calm down, demon-spawn. Sorry your evil plot to starve and freeze out the homeless isn’t going how you’d like.

[Sarah Gentry @SMGentryyy]

@TomiLahren Oh fuck off

[Sarah Gentry @SMGentryyy]

YES STOP THE COUNT! Please, by all means, stop counting votes now so @JoeBiden can be president!!

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

STOP THE COUNT!

[Wendy Davis @wendydavis]

I continue to be inspired by the young Texans I met throughout this campaign and know that the future of Texas is bright because of them.

Thank you, from the bottom of my heart. Again, our fight continues.

[Evil MoPac @EvilMopacATX]

It's 7:56 the night after they lost at home to unranked Kansas St and OU STILL SUCKS

#HookEm

[Wendy Davis @wendydavis]

When taxpayer dollars are handed out to companies asking for relief, the public deserves to know where their money is going. Period. No excuses. https://t.co/Wn2AWbWqzZ

[Sarah Gentry @SMGentryyy]

Me-I need to slow down, I’m a little too drunk.
Ryan-Not at all. If you were too drunk you’d be laughing at more of my jokes.
Me-Maybe if you were funnier, I’d be laughing at more of your jokes.
Ryan-....Oh my god.. I don’t think I’ve ever been roasted so badly!
😂😂😂

[Sarah Gentry @SMGentryyy]

“What’s the plural of walruses.. walrusi???” -@RyanTheGentry 😂😂

[Sarah Gentry @SMGentryyy]

Literally right as they are about to announce the last awards of the weekend the live stream cuts out?! @UDAnews @VarsitySpirit

[Sarah Gentry @SMGentryyy]

@JessGoodwin13 @UDAnews @VarsitySpirit Yes!!! Mine too

[LHN (Longhorn Network App) @LonghornNetwork]

Roschon,

KEAONTAY IS COMING FOR YOUR HURDLE TITLE

[Sarah Gentry @SMGentryyy]

Me: What’s the opposite of an under dog?

Ryan: The favored.

Me: So it’s not the over cat?

#valeroalamobowl

[The Lightning Conference @LNconf]

Ryan Gentry (@RyanTheGentry) speaking about building Lightning Businesses at #TLC2019.

[Evil MoPac @EvilMopacATX]

8 Can't miss places for LSU fans to hit in Austin...

*Pflugerville
*Barton Springs McDonald's
*Franklin BBQ after 3 PM
*Taco Bell for breakfast tacos
*Circle C Entertainment District
*I-35 Walking Tour
*24th St Starbucks bathroom
*Knight's Inn Rundberg hotel lounge