Sam

female policeman/canthavebabies/i'm also blind/i drive a big car/heavens in the back seat of it

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@alexamazov poppers?

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@alexamazov inspired by a friend

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you telling me a penguin published this book

[future saint @alexamazov]

someone was throwing out the machine that ate squidward

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@terrorjester @T_connifer @raddishmaddish @AuskaWorks @BraydenGriffit9 @hahaitsrose @liamdelswift won’t be tolerated by who? the terrorjester? scary 😟

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@caldoughty @_tom_fletcher i just finished this, certified seal of approval from ME

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@bbqdbrains so did you get some curds in the end

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@caldoughty

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@Liam_Antony @caldoughty now who’s squidward

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@WhelanFlynn WHO R U

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call me a wacky racer cos that dick dastardly

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nasty way to go

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@caldoughty i’m interested to know what you eventually pick

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@BoontaVista @bbqdbrains

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@_tom_fletcher @caldoughty that is one substantial boat

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jar jar binks the cooler jar jar binks

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@_tom_fletcher please don’t reply to tweet without liking it first x

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no food at my mr blobby themed wedding becuase i spent the catering budget on 30 min mr blobby best man speech